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NOTHING to report… Except!

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Looks like the world is safe – for now. Who could have predicted (even in their most Kafkaesque of nightmares) that both a North Korean Klown and Amerika’s Monkey would be in office at the same time… Read the rest of this entry »

“The average American watches 30 hours of TV a week…THAT is what makes them average!”- Mr. Anonymous®

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Really hate to add to the stack of shit that’s been passing for News this past month, but I gots-ta-say-it – ENOUGH! with the fucking “coverage” of his Royal Assclown – Da Donald Duck Fuck. Duh.
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Your New Year Resolutions?

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Weight loss, Smoking cessation and other myths… Read the rest of this entry »

Afternoon Siesta Anyone?

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Woken up tired again? Us too! *yawns * But it turns out there could be a very good reason we always feel zonked, even after getting the golden eight hours. Experts believe that actually sleeping once a day at night isn’t actually beneficial to us. Instead we should hitting the hay twice a day.
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WHY is this stoopid fuck still in the running for prez?

So i zip across the pond for Paris in the Spring – fly back 10 days later and ol’ pecker-head STILL hasn’t been neutered? SERIOUSLY – the clown show is over America.

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STOP fucking around! Obama is leaving and ain’t coming back. “People get ready” is not just a great lyric, now IS the time to pick up the pieces and start to restore your country to it’s former glory. Hilary’s your best bet – Trump, not so much.

WAKE UP!

And we’re back..!

Some take 2 weeks vacation – we took 5 years! Refreshed, Horny, Ready to fuck SOMEBODY up. Grumpy Trump?? Let me know – write a comment!

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WHY in the FUCK are there so many ads on YouTube® now???

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“Every time I see an ad on youtube, I make a conscious choice to never buy the product or use the service being advertised. I also mute the volume for the 5 seconds to avoid any potential subconscious messaging/mind control. If I don’t get the ‘skip ad in 5 second’ choice, I’ll find another video.”

They might try coming up with a better business model instead of AdSpam that is totally ineffective – I have never even HEARD of a person who clicked on one of those Youtube ads. No one cares – you just mute it and wait until it’s over and buffered. The only other response to a YouTube Ad I have seen is to get pissed off and close YouTube… Why would I watch a 2 minute ad before a music video I could torrent in 35 seconds? I smell web 2.0 just around the corner if this shit keeps up. FUCK GOOGLE and their advertising crap. POUNDING ME over the head with an ad between every 2 minute video – what are they STOOPID – we left our living rooms because we refuse to endure all those TV commercials; what makes you think we’re gonna sit still on OUR PERSONAL SCREENS – GET THE FUCK OFF MY COMPUTER BITCH !! **************************************************** “What the American public doesn’t know, is what makes them the American public” – Anonymous ************************************

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