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Hey! Moron (yes, you) Go delete your stupid facebook account and get with the goddamned program already!!

Jonas Edward Salk (/sɔːlk/; born Jonas Salk; October 28, 1914 – June 23, 1995) was an American virologist and medical researcher who developed one of the first successful polio vaccines.

What is all this whining about? Roll up your goddamned sleeve and shut the fuck up! You assholes are putting everyone else at risk because you’re too fucking stupid to either die or get vaccinated for Covid-19.

TIP: there is no “belief” in any of this – it’s not religion, it’s SCIENCE. I know you’re all uneducated twats who probably voted for fellow asshole Trump, but REALLY – if you think (DO YOU think? I doubt most of you have the capacity for that) if you think that the rest of us are going to put up with your foolishness much longer, you’re truly more stoopid than you look. WE ARE COMING FOR YOU and I’ll be the first one to volunteer and pin your sorry ass to the floor while we jab that fucking needle in your arm or up your ass! You have no idea just how dumb this entire “argument” has become. SHUT IT !!

The choice is simple; get vaccinated or get Covid!

This is what Covid-19 looks like.
These are scientific vaccines. GET ONE!

We don’t know anyone who had died from a vaccine but we know many who died from the coronavirus.

FuckBook finally crawls back online

After an 8hr global outage, Mark Fuckerberg‘s giant piece of shit returns. Too bad. The quiet was entirely too loud for some users.

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Advertising hits a new low…

Your cat has been waiting for this !

Mmmmm yum!

SkyNet®️ in the very beginning

Surveillance is the first step to control. As governments come to believe they are in charge, it’s refreshing to witness the truth.

PEOPLE ARE IN CHARGE. Fuck you!

Donald’s no longer on Twitter!

Pictured: the outgoing First Lady of the United States of America.

NOW YOU KNOW what was making this boy so batshit krazy!! She was constantly blessed with a headache, gun and jewels – go girl!!

Goodbye you stupid asshole!

Why are so many republicans so dumb!?

Show my dick on the Internet? Why hell yes man! Adventures in Spam™️

Ever since I received this sexy email, I’ve had a constant hard-on waiting for relief!

Guy with a GIANT COCK!

And so it begins. Ignorant third-world fucks attempt to intimidate the intimidator. Good luck Asshole!

Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/anonymous-radio-show/message

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QAnon and other dark forces are radicalizing uneducated America!

We won’t name this motherfucker because that’s the only reason he’s dressed like a retard (sorry REAL retards) fuck you stoopid!

QAnon is an American conspiracy theory. But its central belief is this: A government official with top-secret “Q” clearance anonymously posted cryptic clues about secret investigations being conducted by Trump into a “deep state” cabal of elites that controlled a child sex trafficking ring.

Say what?

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SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME!

I have tried and tried. But I cannot understand why the US educational system has failed and produced people with no grasp of reality. HOW is it possible to be completely clueless? WHY are these people so STUPID?

It’s not funny. This idiot has had access to the worlds greatest nuclear Arsenal. He still does.

“Skank in the scud pie” | WTF?

Click on my kewl helmet retard!

https://disneyplus.com/series/the-mandalorian/

Yep. The Americans have successfully rehashed yet another spin-off series of the ubiquitous STAR WARS franchise.

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Santa Claus was a Black Man!

“Santa comes in many different colors.”

Black Santas can be controversial — and that’s because of white supremacy, expert explains…

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Fuckface FINALLY puts it together!

The REAL issue is 250,000 dead Americans!

JUST in time for Christmas, the world has finally received the news that American Tyrant Donny J. Trump has failed in his bid to subvert democracy. This motherfucker! must now vacate the White House “on or before” January 20th, 2021. THERE IS A GOD!!!

Al•ke•haul | nightmare in a bottle™️

Kindra M. Austin is an American indie author and editor from the great state of Michigan. In 2008, she began blogging under different pseudonyms while briefly moonlighting as a writer/editor/internet radio personality for the Anonymous®️ Radio Show. Mrs. Austin is the founder of Blank Paper Press, and co-founder of Indie Blu(e) Publishing.

Alcohol addiction is nothing new. Our latest PodShow™️ explores the lasting impact of this ancient gift from the native Indians and chronicles the countless lives that have been destroyed by its abuse.

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Party’s over; all Clowns must now leave the building!

Y’all gotta admit, it “has-been” really entertaining! (תודה סאכה)

Finally, America’s funhouse and the world’s nightmare is over. Fuckface, aka Donny Trump has lost the 2020 presidential election.

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