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NOTHING to report… Except!

mushroom-cloud

Looks like the world is safe – for now. Who could have predicted (even in their most Kafkaesque of nightmares) that both a North Korean Klown and Amerika’s Monkey would be in office at the same time… Read the rest of this entry »

“The average American watches 30 hours of TV a week…THAT is what makes them average!”- Mr. Anonymous®

500x_deckcardsfanned

Really hate to add to the stack of shit that’s been passing for News this past month, but I gots-ta-say-it – ENOUGH! with the fucking “coverage” of his Royal Assclown – Da Donald Duck Fuck. Duh.
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Hitler 2.0 or just Donald Duck?

cob-and-corn
Just trying to decide on the naming convention to use for the next four to eight (fuck noooo!!) years to refer to this complete asshole the amerkins recently elected to office.

Somehow either just doesn`t seem extreme enough. If you`re looking for the definition of the word `terror-ist-a` you will only have to wait until fuckface tightens àmerica’s grip on the world stage. You just KNOW the reason`s he`s sucking Putine`s dick is because THAT asshole is the ONLY other world `leader?`(can I say LEADER and TRUMP in the same sentence without a vomit bag handy?) that won`t use their military muscle as long as Trump remains a capilist pig and keeps wiring the money to Moscow!!

The Chinese may actually bomb his sorry ass and he knows it. Problem with that scenario is those toys at McDonalds will quadruple in price and the profits will plunge. Don`t forget, Donny wants another term…

What more to say? Leave a comment below with your suggestions for naming dickhead and we`ll pick the best from the list.

Vote for your fave by clicking the thumbs up or down and let`s see what we get. I vote shit head! because it can`t be anything other than crap on that guy`s head that did all the damage to his hair like that.

GO!! Patriots

Happy Fucking New Year?

champagne

Season’s Greetings to everybody! We hope you’ve spent a wonderful time with your beloved ones. Read the rest of this entry »

Psstt.. Guns Kill People.

Guns Kill People

How many will it take, America?

nra

I find it interesting that Americans have a constitutional right to bear arms. Seemingly to protect themselves. But in exactly zero cases in the last – let’s be conservative 50 mass
shootings has anybody pulled out a gun and shot the gunman to ‘protect themselves’?

What the fuck is up with that!!?

Edited: people were losing the point between bear arms and bare arms. My mistake. Maybe people can now focus on the fact you’re getting killed in mass murders in the US of A.

 

Narcissist? Clown? or Both

GOP

Hey REDNECKS – Dump Trump before you wake up and find out he sold your farm while you was sleepin’! We both know you ain’t got no educachun – but do you really have to prove you’re (downright) fuckng STOOPID? America is going to destroy itself without any terrorists needed – FEAR is all it takes.

Vote for the woman, morons (she’s the one with the tits an cigar-fucking husband from wayback, remember?) Put down yer gun(s) and pick up a fucking pencil for once!

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