BERLIN — A German meat supplier has found a novel solution to unpaid bills: repossessing the steaks right off diners’ plates.
I swear, that’s what they’re called. They are moving and wiggling around in their tank.
[Ed.] I wonder if they let out a little scream like lobster when you boil them…?
A young engineer was leaving the office at 3.45 p.m. when he found the acting CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.
“Listen,” said the Acting CEO, “this is a very sensitive and important document, and my secretary is not here. Can you make this thing work?”
“Certainly,” said the young engineer. He turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.
“Excellent, excellent!” said the Acting CEO as his paper disappeared inside the machine, “I just need one copy.”
NEW YORK CITY – Being an actuary, calculating statistics to determine probability and risk, is the best job to have in 2010, while working on an oil rig as a roustabout is the worst, according to a study released recently.
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