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Dr. William Price, (U.K.) eccentric

Dr. Price in the Bull Ring, Llantrisant, Wales

Dr. William Price (4 March 1800 – 23 January 1893)[1] was a Welsh physician and a famous eccentric, best known for introducing cremation to the United Kingdom.
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Supplier “repos” Cooked Steaks directly from diners’ plates! wtf?

MMMMMmmmmmmmm

BERLIN  — A German meat supplier has found a novel solution to unpaid bills: repossessing the steaks right off diners’ plates.

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Get your Korean Penis Fish Today!!

This picture was taken in Busan. It's Korean Name is gae-bool.

I swear, that’s what they’re called. They are moving and wiggling around in their tank.


[Ed.] I wonder if they let out a little scream like lobster when you boil them…?

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STOCKHOLM | Stairway to Heaven

HUMOR? | all things being equal

A young engineer was leaving the office at 3.45 p.m. when he found the acting CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.

“Listen,” said the Acting CEO, “this is a very sensitive and important document, and my secretary is not here. Can you make this thing work?”

“Certainly,” said the young engineer. He turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.

“Excellent, excellent!” said the Acting CEO as his paper disappeared inside the machine, “I just need one copy.”

Best and Worst careers of 2010

NEW YORK CITY – Being an actuary, calculating statistics to determine probability and risk, is the best job to have in 2010, while working on an oil rig as a roustabout is the worst, according to a study released recently.
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Now THAT’S FUNNY !


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PHOTO | Japanese man ties world record for biggest bass

Mr. Manabu Kurita with a 22 lb 4 oz largemouth bass taken from Japan’s Lake Biwa

Manabu Kurita of Aichi, Japan shows his July 2, 2009 record catch, a largemouth bass caught on Lake Biwa, Japan’s largest lake.

After nearly six months of waiting, he has now taken his place alongside another angler, as dual holders of the All-Tackle record for largemouth bass each weighing 22 lb 4 oz and caught 77 years apart.

Kurita’s fish tied the record of George Perry, who caught his bass on America’s Montgomery Lake on June 2, 1932.

Kurita used 25-pound test line and a live blue gill as bait.

Photo provided by the International Game Fish Association.

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JOKE | Charmed, I’m Sure…


Two informally dressed ladies happened to start up a conversation during an endless wait in the LAX airport.

The first lady was an arrogant California woman married to a wealthy man.

The second was a well mannered elderly woman from the Southern USA.

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Atheists | letting go of God

Richard Dawkins urges all atheists to openly state their position — and to fight the incursion of the church into politics and science. A fiery, funny, powerful talk.

SUNDAY | UK cemetery: care to share a grave with a stranger?

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LONDON — So you think London, population 8 million, is crowded with the living?

There are many millions more under the soil of a city that has been inhabited for 2,000 years. And London is rapidly running out of places to put them.

Now the city’s largest cemetery is trying to persuade Londoners to share a grave with a stranger.
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JOKE | a gorilla walks into a bar

Punched Monkey

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a martini.
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Tracking the progress of H1N1

Swine Flu

The map is compiled using data from official sources, news reports and user-contributions and updated multiple times per day

Rhiza Labs FluTracker Forum

DEBT | AmazingJokes.com

Amazing Jokes Searching Man
The hotel proprietor takes the 100 dollar bill and runs to pay his debt to the butcher.

The butcher takes the 100 dollar bill, and runs to pay his debt to the hog farmer.

The hog farmer takes the 100 dollar bill, and runs to pay his debt to the supplier of his feed and fuel.

The supplier of feed and fuel takes the 100 dollar bill and runs to pay his debt to the town’s prostitute that in these hard times, gave her “services” on credit.

The prostitute runs to the hotel, and pays off her debt with the 100 dollar bill to the hotel proprietor to pay for the rooms that she rented when she brought her clients there.

The hotel proprietor then lays the 100 dollar bill back on the counter so that the rich tourist will not suspect anything.

At that moment, the rich tourist comes down after inspecting the rooms, and takes his 100 dollar bill, after saying that he did not like any of the rooms, and leaves town.

No one earned anything. However, the whole town is now without debt, and looks to the future with a lot of optimism.

(And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how the United States government is doing business today. 😉

BONUS JOKE!

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African SPAM | This Just in !!!

botswana_flagMy Beloved One,

I am Mrs.Antonio Shiva am 51 years old from Botswana, I am deaf and suffering from a long time cancer of the Lungs which also affected my brain, from all indication my conditions is really deteriorating and it is quite obvious that, according to my doctors they have advised me that I live for the next two months, this is because the cancer stage has gotten to a very bad stage.I was brought up from motherless babies home, was married to my late husband for twenty years without a child. My husband died in a fatal motor accident. Before his death we were true Muslim. Since his death I decided not to re-marry, I sold all my inherited belongings and deposited all the sum of $10.5million dollars with a Security Company.
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