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COVID CRAZY: unnecessary update

Thank fuck I’m NOT an Amerikin! I am reminded of that joyous reality every time I’m forced to endure yet another farcical update from that land of redneck morons…

Stupidity and Guns; the USA in a nutshell.
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A worldwide message to Americans

It’s not that the rest of the world « hates » your current Presudent…

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Do you know that a wall has two sides?

Missed this! THANX NADYA!!!

In case you missed it; this week’s spam Phisherman – PITY PARTY!!

How are you doing? I will like to be kind and honest with you, i am a woman that have seen life, i have been in the social circle for many years, although it does not matter one’s age, color or achievement.

What matters in life is your kindness to humanity.

I believe that is the most important thing in life, I had been hardworking all my life, i must think of something better, to enjoy my life and probably have a family maybe relocate and start investing in other things.

Anyway, i will like to tell you more about me, My name is Michelle, i am 38 years from France, i was born in France, And i left France at Age of 10 Years to United Kingdom, which to the glory of God Am working as a Senior Audit/banker in Citibank Inc United Kingdom, i have two children and they are schooling here in United Kingdom, I was married but my Ex-Husband was married to another woman without my knowledge, which caused our divorce, but is okay that is life for you, although is over between us, I am happy alone because I have everything i need, This is why I think of relocating to another country to get into investment and maybe own a small company which i can be able to manage on my own

Please, would you tell me more about yourself too? I like to know more about you, for me to know if we can achieve this goal together, your marital status and your country of origin.

[SURE. RIGHT AWAY. Fuck off! (I must say I do admire the sneaky quick introduction of the word INVEST… she works for a bank – you KNOW what’s next! Too funny.]

I will be glad to hear from you soon.

Yours Sincerely,

Michelle Arnaud, fisherwoman.

Will Democracy return to America?

There’s NO FUCKING WAY you voted for that stupid prick Donny Dumbass if you read our blog. Everyone knows that most Republicants can’t read for shit. They watch television instead.

Because Fox News creates an alternate reality for its viewers. (I’m serious!)

So long as so many millions drink the Kool-Aid, that country will remain at an impasse. The good news? Younger USA viewers aren’t nearly as thirsty for what Fox is serving.

DUMP TRUMP is finally coming to fruition JUST in time for Thanksgiving. Hopefully by Christmas, Santa will bring the best gift possible – certain impeachment!

This little assclown has tweeted his last insult…

And Now! – this important message!

Africa gets fucked over yet again!

http://www.afrikareporter.com/barclays-bank-to-close-africa-operations/

I’m wondering if this has anything to do with it?

Dear Owner Of Email-Address,
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The Science behind falling in love

You know those warm fuzzy feelings that make us want to be with a person more than anything? These do not come from our hearts, as popularized by romantic folklore, but mostly from our brains. We fall in love for a number of reasons, and our body responds accordingly with a cocktail of hormones strong enough to get us hooked.

Read more here:

https://www.msn.com/en-au/lifestyle/other/the-science-behind-falling-in-love/ss-BBTwwYx

BLACK FRIDAY? How about WHITE FRIDAY?

Neo-nazi groups across the U.S. have mobilized in protest of what they perceive to be prejudicial treatment at the hands of retailers.

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It’s « DUMP TRUMP » TUESDAY !

Really. C’mon America, you can do it ! The rest of the world will support you.

Make America Great again – take out the trash !

My disgusting night at the movies.

We believe Michigan and it’s people are so far north that they may actually qualify as Complimentary Canadians – they can THINK for themselves. (No FOX TV 🙂

As most of our listeners know, we are NOT Amerikins. In fact we believe in every other country, EXCEPT America. Here’s yet another reason why…

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It’s time to stop killing animals.

“Cunting” is a way of life in some countries (U.K) but it’s 2018!

Listen in 2019 as we hunt the hunters and explain what the word “civilization” means.

NEWZ! « This is NOT Amerika®

German Chancellor Angela Merkel and THE REST OF THE WORLD attempt to reason with the spoon-fed U.S. schoolboy. EMBARRASSING!

After 10 years at this, we’re bringing back an oldie but goodie. Starting in October 2018, we will crack open the audio vault and re-release highlights and Newlights of our award-winning series on fucked-up America.

We tried to stay away, but this trump fucker just keeps getting stupider and stupider! In short, there is just TOO MUCH FREE comedy GOLD to resist. This MORON keeps handing out beauties that just beg to be fondled…

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WHY are so many Amerikins “gun-retarded?”

Big hairy man monkey thing

Big hairy man monkey thing

Maybe it’s because their male children are unfairly influenced by that country’s penchant for military service? Read the rest of this entry »

Slackin’ on | Path of Life

TimSo my friend Tim comes over yesterday. Tim is homeless. Lives at the county run homeless shelter. Path of life rings a bell. Read the rest of this entry »

Amerika | not making this shit up!!

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