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Flatulence in the elevator? Take our Quiz! Win a Whoopie Cushion?

When the shit goes down, I usually :

A. Pretend it wasn’t me!

B. Ask someone to open a window?

C. Kill the obvious offender (or the person I find the most offensive)

If someone is convinced it was me :

A. Let out a second blast to confirm and stand my ground while proudly stating “it’s not THAT bad”

B. Strangle my ass by crossing my thighs and hoping for the best !!!!

C. Deny, deny, deny. Lie through my teeth like the guilty motherfucker I am!

To be continued… (as soon as this cloud clears!)

Uphemisms | “De-confliction?

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Heard a real zinger on the radio last week. Sure, Pammykins can bitch at me for “non-words” but this one is completely new! THIS IS NOT A FUCKING WORD !!

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I want to assfuck Donald Trump!

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Amerikin Boyz and their War Toyz

Penile Power

Ever notice how all missiles are penis-shaped? That’s no accident…


Unbelievably, last week the local newspaper featured a photo of the bomb the US military used to murder men in the tunnels of Afghanistan.
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Happy Fucking New Year?

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Season’s Greetings to everybody! We hope you’ve spent a wonderful time with your beloved ones. Read the rest of this entry »

Psstt.. Guns Kill People.

Guns Kill People

How many will it take, America?

nra

I find it interesting that Americans have a constitutional right to bear arms. Seemingly to protect themselves. But in exactly zero cases in the last – let’s be conservative 50 mass
shootings has anybody pulled out a gun and shot the gunman to ‘protect themselves’?

What the fuck is up with that!!?

Edited: people were losing the point between bear arms and bare arms. My mistake. Maybe people can now focus on the fact you’re getting killed in mass murders in the US of A.

 

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