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WHY is this stoopid fuck still in the running for prez?

So i zip across the pond for Paris in the Spring – fly back 10 days later and ol’ pecker-head STILL hasn’t been neutered? SERIOUSLY – the clown show is over America.

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STOP fucking around! Obama is leaving and ain’t coming back. “People get ready” is not just a great lyric, now IS the time to pick up the pieces and start to restore your country to it’s former glory. Hilary’s your best bet – Trump, not so much.

WAKE UP!

PROMISE KEEPER | …stealth…

Jessica Biel in STEALTH Movie

The day after Christmas, Crystal went to work. I don’t work. I don’t go to a job. It never works out. Read the rest of this entry »

George Carlin | Religion is bullshit!

Book Excerpt | Louis Jaennette

Tequila Sunrise Recipe

If you have been following this blog for any length of time, you have undoubtedly been both shocked and delighted by one of our most prolific and talented contributors, Louis P. Jaennette

Seems he’s decided to write a book!! Here is a small excerpt, EXCLUSIVE to this space, a preview that may be competely different by the time it’s printed:-) Comments are most welcome. Enjoy!

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RIP George Carlin – Age 71

June 22, 2008

George Carlin - CLASS CLOWN

George Carlin - CLASS CLOWN

Comedic legend George Carlin died today.

It’s ALL Shit !

Religion and Shit

Taoism: Shit happens.

Hinduism: This shit happened before.

Buddhism: It is only the illusion of shit happening.

Zen: What is the sound of shit happening?

Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.

Jehovah’s Witness: Knock knock. Shit happens.

Atheism: There is no such thing as shit.

Agnosticism: Mabe shit happens – and maybe it doesn’t.

Protestantism: Shit won’t happen if I work harder.

Catholicism: If shit happens, I deserve it.

Judaism: Why does shit always happen to me?

Televangelism: Send money or shit will happen to you.

Rastafarianism: Smoke that shit.

Unitarianism: Who gives a shit!


A woman was unhappy with the way her laundry was done at the local Chinese laundry, so she wrote a note and put it in the bag with the next collection of soiled clothes: ‘USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!’

She got the clean laundry back, and was still dissatisfied with the results, so the following week she enclosed another note: ‘USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!’

The Chinese laundry man became very annoyed, and when her clean laundry was delivered, it contained a note from HIM: ‘I USE PLENTY SOAP ON PANTY!!! YOU USE MORE PAPER ON ASS!!’

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**WARNING!**
DO NOT ZOOM !!!

 

ShaZam !!

(and if you think the above is gross, you ain’t seen below! – and we HIGHLY recommend you DON’T!)

rabble-the-rouser.gifDANGER!
Will Robinson,
DANGER!!

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