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“The artwork is that I have taken the money,” artist Jens Haaning

Danish artist Jens Haaning’s unique presentation !
A woman looks at an art installation titled “Take the Money and Run” at the Kunsten Museum of Modern Art, in Aalborg, Denmark

COPENHAGEN (AP) — A Danish artist who was was given money by a museum with which to create artwork, submitted two empty canvases — titled “Take the Money and Run.”

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Redact my genitals? “Nevermind.”

1991 iconic album cover.

In a strange news story, the baby you see above has hired a few scum-sucking (is that hyphenated?) lawyers to attempt to wrestle CASH MONEY from 30 years back.

FUCK YOU RETARD !! You had a small duck then and my guess is it’s still a puny prick – like you. On the other hand, you ARE chasing money in the photo… aren’t you?

So… self fulfilling prophecy? Or just greedy fuck. Google if you give a shit about the story – we don’t.

Advertising hits a new low…

Your cat has been waiting for this !

Mmmmm yum!

Organized Religion @ its very best!!

World famous Whoopie Cushion!

Limpopo pastor farts on congregation to heal them with ’God’s power’

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SCAMMING THE SCAMMERS?!

Join us for a fall-down-funny interview with one of many YouTube channels whose only purpose is to fuck with those pitiful East Indian scum bags who believe their own bullshit and expect westerners to follow…

2021 Winner for BEST UNIBROW!
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Five Parrots were removed from a UK safari park after teaching each other to swear and then laughing about it – those fucking fuckers!!

A group of African gray parrots who were quarantined together at a wildlife park in Lincolnshire, England, taught each other how to swear, Lincolnshire Live reported on Monday.

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Do you know that a wall has two sides?

Missed this! THANX NADYA!!!

HOW TO SHAVE YOUR BALLS

Soooo… I’m UP ! Jeese Louise… can the headline be any more specific?

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Afternoon Siesta Anyone?

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Woken up tired again? Us too! *yawns * But it turns out there could be a very good reason we always feel zonked, even after getting the golden eight hours. Experts believe that actually sleeping once a day at night isn’t actually beneficial to us. Instead we should hitting the hay twice a day.
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The disgrace that is “Gay Marriage”


Sex between two grown men is disgusting, the Bible says so… but there are always some exceptions found in the Bible that suit my needs.

Dianetics® is for Retards!-Ronny Hubbard was a Charlatan, a Quack and a Criminal. He also sucked ass as a writer!

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"Society begins its sharpest decline at the instant when women begin to take part, on an equal footing with men, in political and business affairs; since this means that the men are decadent and the women are no longer women." - L. Ron Hubbard (Scientology madman), page 20, The Second Dynamic

The Church of Scientology and its many related organizations own real estate holdings worldwide, probably worth hundreds of millions of dollars.

The German government takes the view that Scientology is a commercial enterprise, and Belgium, France, United Kingdom, Ireland, Luxembourg, Israel and Mexico remain unconvinced that Scientology is a religion.
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L.A. CALL to ARMS: for Meme CREATION this coming Sunday September 28th

WE RECEIVED THIS REQUEST FOR YOUR HELP: Recruiting Station is Located in Los Angeles California, U.S.A.

ACTIVISTS – motivated by the fervent desire to not have a President or VP who will make things a lot worse at home and abroad, a group of likewise motivated people, are shooting a piece of tragicomic anti-Palin propaganda which we hope will end up circling the net a billion times and influencing someone who would otherwise not have voted Democrat to get it together on November 4. Read the rest of this entry »

Video of Palin/Gibson interview (Full Pt. 1)

It must be noted that Palin is full of shit and Gibson, well, is full of it as well. The last thing I expect to see in this 3-night interview is hard hitting journalism.

I have read the transcipt but not watched the video; the sound of her voice makes me blackout.

Shut The Fuck Up And Stop Whining Before I Punch You In The Fucking Face!

In today’s society, you will find a tremendous amount of stress cast upon your shoulders.

Often times, you may ask yourself, “How many burdens can one person carry?”  With the stresses of work, or lack thereof, and family, this question is quite justified.  I know from personal experience, the trials and tribulations that life hurls at you.  For instance, as many are aware, I am currently suffering through a forced holiday.  I do not return to work until September.
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Sunday: The Follies of Hillary

the U.S. Democratic party's Front-RunnerI am a great fan of Time magazine. I think that this particular periodical exudes class. An example of Time’s high caliber can be seen on the cover of the May 19, 2008 USA issue. The words, “And The Winner* Is…” are displayed next to a photograph of a smiling Senator Barack Obama.

Just below his cheesy grin, in much smaller print, are the words, “*Really, we’re pretty sure this time.” I laughed when first I saw this. I am laughing still. I just love journalistic humor.

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