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‘Congratulations, it’s a girl’: doctor helps deliver baby mid-flight

Mother with newborn, Doctor and Flight Crew

Dr. Aisha Khatib was hoping to catch some shut-eye on the final leg of her multi-stop plane voyage from Toronto to Entebbe, Uganda.

But the Canadian doctor says those plans were dashed when a little bundle of joy decided to arrive mid-flight.

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GUNS? | what the hell is wrong with you?

Nothing says “I love you” better than a brand new shotgun! Get one for your Dad TODAY!!!

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Will Omicron kill the unvaccinated? We can only hope…

So you find my headline a little harsh? Well – fuck you. And fuck all your stupid “anti-vax” morons. Get the jab or get the fuck out of our way. STAY on facebook and STAY STOOPID!

Another cruise passenger has fallen overboard – the sharks are grateful!

The Carnival Vista cruise ship.

A passenger fell overboard a Carnival Cruise ship from her room’s balcony near the coast of Ensenada, Mexico, shortly after 3 a.m. early Saturday morning, prompting an international search for the woman who has still not been found.

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American Retards on Parade!

White Supremacists Rally in D.C.

WASHINGTON, D.C.—A group of Racist Motherfuckers stormed through downtown Washington, D.C. Saturday evening, bearing American flags and ridiculous plastic shields while marching to the beat of a snare drum down the steps of the Lincoln Memorial. Chanting aggressively about their plans to “reclaim America,” they immediately attracted the attention of law enforcement, who shadowed the group to forestall any conflict. Fucking embarrassing.

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Capitol Rioter Who Boasted She “Wouldn’t Go to Jail Because She’s White” Is (of course) Going to Prison 😂

Ed. I love this shit !!

Texas real estate agent Jenna Ryan who swore she wouldn’t be jailed over her role in the Jan. 6 Capitol riot has been sentenced to 60 days in prison.

U.S. District Judge Christopher Cooper on Thursday also slapped the convicted rioter with $500 in restitution after she was charged with a single count of parading, demonstrating or picketing in a Capitol building.

Sad disillusioned Jenna
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Hey! Moron (yes, you) Go delete your stupid facebook account and get with the goddamned program already!!

Jonas Edward Salk (/sɔːlk/; born Jonas Salk; October 28, 1914 – June 23, 1995) was an American virologist and medical researcher who developed one of the first successful polio vaccines.

What is all this whining about? Roll up your goddamned sleeve and shut the fuck up! You assholes are putting everyone else at risk because you’re too fucking stupid to either die or get vaccinated for Covid-19.

TIP: there is no “belief” in any of this – it’s not religion, it’s SCIENCE. I know you’re all uneducated assholes who probably voted for fellow asshole Trump, but REALLY – if you think (DO YOU think? I doubt most of you have the capacity for that) if you think that the rest of us are going to put up with your foolishness much longer, you’re truly more stoopid than you look. WE ARE COMING FOR YOU and I’ll be the first one to volunteer and pin your sorry ass to the floor while we jab that fucking needle in your arm or up your ass! You have no idea just how dumb this entire “argument” has become. SHUT IT !!

The choice is simple; get vaccinated or get Covid!

This is what Covid-19 looks like.
These are scientific vaccines. GET ONE!

We don’t know anyone who had died from a vaccine but we know many who died from the coronavirus.

Murder on the Dance Floor?

The death of American bare-knuckle fighters is nothing new but quite possibly it needs to be old and gone.

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FRANKENFONE© | Can YOU put it down?

It’s a brave new world. And it’s affecting you daily in a most insidious way – the death of intimacy and the lost art of conversation. Many people simply cannot relate to others unless a keyboard is present. Read the rest of this entry »

California couple dies of covid, leaving five kids behind. Their newborn is 3 weeks old.

The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has urged those who are pregnant to take the vaccine, as studies have found that the coronavirus vaccine does not heighten the risk of miscarriages. (Getty Images)

Davy Macias, 37, was intubated and dying of complications from covid-19 when doctors helped her give birth to her daughter. She would never see her baby.

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Yet ANOTHER stupid fuck DIES from Covid – third one this month! Win-Win for Charles Darwin & Herbert Spencer

Another American conservative anti-vaccine talk radio show host has succumbed to COVID-19. Now Shut Up!
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Unvaccinated Mom, 32, Dies of COVID After Giving Birth: says ‘She Wished She Had Gotten the Vaccine’

An unvaccinated mom who died of COVID-19 soon after giving birth to her second child spent her last days urging people not to make the same choice and to get vaccinated.

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American Antivaxxers will die soon enough. Hurry! PURGE goddamnit.

New York’s Excelsior Vaccine Passport App.

I do not suffer fools gladly. The only explanation is 2 parts fuckbook, 1 part education and the fourth and final ingredient – Amerikin stupidity.

EVERYBODY in the world has been wrestling with this COVID crisis. To even suggest it’s some sort of trickery is to reveal the depth of stupidity and lack of critical thinking prevalent among american idiots.

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Happy Mother’s Day… Scumbag!

This is really, really gross. To willingly and smilingly introduce your child to the notion of violent homicide by cutening up a machine that is designed to inflict as much damage as possible to the human body. This is abuse.
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