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PROMISE KEEPER | thirst

The bike was my friend. I was wishing I had given it a bath. The world has most definitely gone mad. This is why I don’t get out much. Shit happens to me that cannot happen to most people.
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Jeanne d’Arc | May 30th, 1431


580 years ago, today, those English bastards killed nineteen-year-old French revolutionary Jeanne d’Arc. Funny how things never change.
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Heaven | Open for Inspection

HeavensGateThe pearly gates are whispering
“Come in, come in”, they’re beckoning
“Everyone welcome without exception,
Heaven is now open for inspection”
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Louis | bumping up against it |

BoozeBelt

memorial day part deux.

i started drinking again last memorial day. i stopped yesterday (this memorial day).
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wifey | i dont want to write

backrub
My spouse, yes spouse, has gone to bring me my meds, yes meds; zoloft, amitriptylin; melatonin & diphenhydramine tossed in to top them off.

“In the mornings he takes HTN and cholesterol meds, topped with aspirin. We’re old now. We were just starting to age when we met, I think. I remember looking in the odd full length, more or less 10″ x 10″ gold marbled hideous mirror plates, and thinking, It’s sure too bad I couldn’t use this on somebody before it goes bad. I have image issues. I just turned 53. 53. 53. 53. 53 – I think I’m still a late bloomer.”
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Louis | hell v1.0

susson“torment” he said.
“you will be tormented for eternity.”
i was astounded. “god has nothing better to do than torture me for eternity? what about juvenile diabetes?”
his face got dark with anger “GET SERIOUS”.
“I AM SERIOUS. MY WIFE WORKS WITH SICK CHILDREN WHO WON’T SEE THEIR SIXTEENTH BIRTHDAY! what kind of god is that?”

Sunday: those “Over-the-top” God Warriors

I am lucky to have not encountered many fucktard bible-thumpers, maybe because I just radiate that “If you shove your diety down my throat, I’ll shove my fist down yours” vibe so well.

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