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Lights Out! 8:30pm local time

Switch off the lights and celebrate your action for the planet with the world! Visit · www.earthhour.org

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Minority Report Interface News

Cover of "Minority Report [Blu-ray]"

Imagine if you will, a glass kitchen table top or a dining room table top. When you sit down, the top appears to be plain glass, but when you place your cell phone on top of it, the glass spring to life and all the data that’s on the phone is suddenly spread out in front of you. Read the rest of this entry »

Advice | CAT PISS and Your Car

Aeroplane Jokes | your daily dose of shits and giggles


Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their other announcements a bit more entertaining. Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported:

“There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane…”
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Anzac Day | Australia and New Zealand’s mutual sacrifice…

Australian veteran on Anzac Day

Anzac Day is a national day of remembrance in Australia and New Zealand, and is commemorated by both countries on 25 April every year to honour the members of the Australian and New Zealand Army Corps (ANZAC) who fought at Gallipoli in Turkey during World War One.

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Tomato Sauce and Korean Spas



Meet Zoe from Australia – an aspiring actress from Perth, acting in America and living in her head.

2011 | Australian of the Year

Australian of the Year !

Melbourne businessman and philanthropist Simon McKeon was announced the Australian of the Year. Read the rest of this entry »

MAPPA | Australian Geography

G'Day !

Stuff you should know about the most beautiful country in the world.

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Even more AUSTRALIAN Humor

Steve Irwin Memories

A Drover walks into a bar with
a pet crocodile by his side.

He puts the crocodile up on the bar.
He turns to the astonished patrons.
‘I’ll make you a deal. I’ll open this crocodile’s mouth and place my manhood inside.
Then the croc will close his mouth for one minute.

‘Then he’ll open his mouth and I’ll remove my unit unscathed.
In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink.’

The crowd murmured their approval.

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Australia | Land “Down Under”

Australia

The name Australia is derived from the Latin Australis, meaning “Southern”. Legends of an “unknown land of the south” (terra australis incognita) date back to Roman times and were commonplace in medieval geography.
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BEER vs. VAGINA!!! There are no losers…really.

Beer Pack

1. Beer is always wet. Vagina needs a little work.
One point to BEER

2. Warm beer tastes awful.
One point to VAGINA

3. A really cold beer is satisfying.
One point to BEER
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Stoked-back? Mountain (Ouch!!)

Three cowboys were seated around the campfire out on the lonesome sagebrush prairie and with the pride for which these men were famous; it was a night of bravado, a night of tall tales…

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Australian’s Dollar Bill Advertisement

Newlyweds | Pillow Talk!

A guy walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and says, “Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache.”

The wife, laying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, “If you weren’t such an idiot, you’d know that’s a sheep, not a cow.”

The guy replies, “If you weren’t such a presumptuous bitch, you’d realize I was talking to the sheep.”

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Blackbirding | Queensland’s Shameful Past, 1860s-1901

Blackbirding refers to the recruitment of people through trickery and kidnappings to work on the sugar cane plantations of Australia and Fiji.

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The blackbirding schooner Daphne was seized by the HMS Rosario in 1869, and its passengers freed

Those ‘blackbirded’ were recruited from the indigenous populations of nearby Pacific islands or northern Queensland. In the early days of the pearling industry in Broome, local Aboriginal people were blackbirded from the surrounding areas, including aboriginal people from desert areas.

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