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BLACK FRIDAY? How about WHITE FRIDAY?

Neo-nazi groups across the U.S. have mobilized in protest of what they perceive to be prejudicial treatment at the hands of retailers.

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Last chance to stop the toxic Bayer-Monsanto mega-merger!

As many of our well-informed listeners are aware, that putrid Monster Monsanto is attempting to hide by sliding under the cover of an even greater corporate piece of shit BAYER. Yup, this nazi-collaborating, scumbag mega-company is welcoming the American fuckers with open arms but you can have your say – today – ONLY!

Get the facts.Monsanto, and soon BAYER : “The World’s Most Evil Corporation”

BREAKING NEWS* (August 10, 2018 5:55 P.M. CT) Monsanto was just ordered to pay $289 million to a man who says he was diagnosed with non-Hodgkins Lymphoma after spraying Roundup weed killer for two and a half years! You have a very short window between now and early Saturday morning to let the DOJ know just what you think of Monsanto’s products and why these chemical giants must gain no more power over food and agriculture! Read the rest of this entry »

Man discovers 1st mini Iceberg!

This quickie is designed to reach any moron who voted for president dump. More to come…

Uphemisms | “De-confliction?

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Heard a real zinger on the radio last week. Sure, Pammykins can bitch at me for “non-words” but this one is completely new! THIS IS NOT A FUCKING WORD !!

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Happy Fucking New Year?

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Season’s Greetings to everybody! We hope you’ve spent a wonderful time with your beloved ones. Read the rest of this entry »

Afternoon Siesta Anyone?

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Woken up tired again? Us too! *yawns * But it turns out there could be a very good reason we always feel zonked, even after getting the golden eight hours. Experts believe that actually sleeping once a day at night isn’t actually beneficial to us. Instead we should hitting the hay twice a day.
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Narcissist? Clown? or Both

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Hey REDNECKS – Dump Trump before you wake up and find out he sold your farm while you was sleepin’! We both know you ain’t got no educachun – but do you really have to prove you’re (downright) fuckng STOOPID? America is going to destroy itself without any terrorists needed – FEAR is all it takes.

Vote for the woman, morons (she’s the one with the tits an cigar-fucking husband from wayback, remember?) Put down yer gun(s) and pick up a fucking pencil for once!

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