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Hey! Moron (yes, you) Go delete your stupid facebook account and get with the goddamned program already!!

Jonas Edward Salk (/sɔːlk/; born Jonas Salk; October 28, 1914 – June 23, 1995) was an American virologist and medical researcher who developed one of the first successful polio vaccines.

What is all this whining about? Roll up your goddamned sleeve and shut the fuck up! You assholes are putting everyone else at risk because you’re too fucking stupid to either die or get vaccinated for Covid-19.

TIP: there is no “belief” in any of this – it’s not religion, it’s SCIENCE. I know you’re all uneducated twats who probably voted for fellow asshole Trump, but REALLY – if you think (DO YOU think? I doubt most of you have the capacity for that) if you think that the rest of us are going to put up with your foolishness much longer, you’re truly more stoopid than you look. WE ARE COMING FOR YOU and I’ll be the first one to volunteer and pin your sorry ass to the floor while we jab that fucking needle in your arm or up your ass! You have no idea just how dumb this entire “argument” has become. SHUT IT !!

“The artwork is that I have taken the money,” artist Jens Haaning

Danish artist Jens Haaning’s unique presentation !
A woman looks at an art installation titled “Take the Money and Run” at the Kunsten Museum of Modern Art, in Aalborg, Denmark

COPENHAGEN (AP) — A Danish artist who was was given money by a museum with which to create artwork, submitted two empty canvases — titled “Take the Money and Run.”

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Yet ANOTHER stupid fuck DIES from Covid – third one this month! Win-Win for Charles Darwin & Herbert Spencer

Another American conservative anti-vaccine talk radio show host has succumbed to COVID-19. Now Shut Up!
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Redact my genitals? “Nevermind.”

1991 iconic album cover.

In a strange news story, the baby you see above has hired a few scum-sucking (is that hyphenated?) lawyers to attempt to wrestle CASH MONEY from 30 years back.

FUCK YOU RETARD !! You had a small duck then and my guess is it’s still a puny prick – like you. On the other hand, you ARE chasing money in the photo… aren’t you?

So… self fulfilling prophecy? Or just greedy fuck. Google if you give a shit about the story – we don’t.

ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST.

« This thing is starting to get real »

(NO SHIT SHERLOCK)

Phil Valentine was 61.

Another American radio host in Nashville, Tennessee who spread misinformation and derided coronavirus vaccines has died of COVID-19.

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American Antivaxxers will die soon enough. Hurry! PURGE goddamnit.

New York’s Excelsior Vaccine Passport App.

I do not suffer fools gladly. The only explanation is 2 parts fuckbook, 1 part education and the fourth and final ingredient – Amerikin stupidity.

EVERYBODY in the world has been wrestling with this COVID crisis. To even suggest it’s some sort of trickery is to reveal the depth of stupidity and lack of critical thinking prevalent among american idiots.

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Organized Religion @ its very best!!

World famous Whoopie Cushion!

Limpopo pastor farts on congregation to heal them with ’God’s power’

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SCAMMING THE SCAMMERS?!

Join us for a fall-down-funny interview with one of many YouTube channels whose only purpose is to fuck with those pitiful East Indian scum bags who believe their own bullshit and expect westerners to follow…

2021 Winner for BEST UNIBROW!
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It’s World Radio Day! (Who Knew?)

Proclaimed in 2011 by the Member States of UNESCO, and adopted by the United Nations General Assembly in 2012 as an International Day, February 13 became World Radio Day (WRD).

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Donald’s no longer on Twitter!

Pictured: the outgoing First Lady of the United States of America.

NOW YOU KNOW what was making this boy so batshit krazy!! She was constantly blessed with a headache, gun and jewels – go girl!!

Goodbye you stupid asshole!

Why are so many republicans so dumb!?

Show my dick on the Internet? Why hell yes man! Adventures in Spam™️

Ever since I received this sexy email, I’ve had a constant hard-on waiting for relief!

Guy with a GIANT COCK!

And so it begins. Ignorant third-world fucks attempt to intimidate the intimidator. Good luck Asshole!

Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/anonymous-radio-show/message

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QAnon and other dark forces are radicalizing uneducated America!

We won’t name this motherfucker because that’s the only reason he’s dressed like a retard (sorry REAL retards) fuck you stoopid!

QAnon is an American conspiracy theory. But its central belief is this: A government official with top-secret “Q” clearance anonymously posted cryptic clues about secret investigations being conducted by Trump into a “deep state” cabal of elites that controlled a child sex trafficking ring.

Say what?

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“Skank in the scud pie” | WTF?

Click on my kewl helmet retard!

https://disneyplus.com/series/the-mandalorian/

Yep. The Americans have successfully rehashed yet another spin-off series of the ubiquitous STAR WARS franchise.

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America; a (COM)PROMISED LAND?

This morning’s read. Great stuff! Proffered comment on Trump’s racist rhetoric and his 75 million dizzy disciples of hate.

Excerpt from Book One of Two (pending)
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