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Heeeyyyyyy… Farty Pants!!

Flatulence in the elevator? Take our Quiz! Win a Whoopie Cushion?

When the shit goes down, I usually :

A. Pretend it wasn’t me!

B. Ask someone to open a window?

C. Kill the obvious offender (or the person I find the most offensive)

If someone is convinced it was me :

A. Let out a second blast to confirm and stand my ground while proudly stating “it’s not THAT bad”

B. Strangle my ass by crossing my thighs and hoping for the best !!!!

C. Deny, deny, deny. Lie through my teeth like the guilty motherfucker I am!

To be continued… (as soon as this cloud clears!)

What a Vasectomy is Really Like


So I did it. Got the snip — the tiny tubes terminated — pinched off the old baby batter blaster — you get the picture. While it was (as every man who has ever had it done at least one year prior will tell you) a very simple and quick procedure, I would not ever in good conscience tell another man considering it that it was anything less than a miserable experience. Most guys (fellow blank shooters) I spoke with played it down and made it sound as easy and manly as getting a few stitches after a bar brawl — well I beg to differ.
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SHOPPING! | World’s Best Condoms 2011

For a 4th straight year, Trojan Condoms did not score well with our reviewers mostly complaining of lack of sensitivity and overly latex smell

Some great new 2011 innovations in condom manufacturing! The arrival of the Lifestyles X2 had everyone talking! These new condoms are perfect for not only those that have an issue staying erect wearing a condom but our female testers loved them too. Our reviewers concluded that Sensitivity and Reliability are the two most important condom characteristics. Read the rest of this entry »

100,000 feet! | Video from Outer Space

Father and Son Launch iPhone Into Space

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Anonymous | Old Spice Responds

EXECUTION | Utah prepares its firing squad

Ronald Lee Gardner had been on death row for 25 years

Marksmen in the american state of Utah have killed a man, the first such execution in 14 years.
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VIRAL VIDEO | David After Dentist

This might be a little hard to watch at times, cuz you don’t know if David’s in pain or not.

That being said, he seems to be so seriously stoned and feeling NO PAIN. The level of drugz coursing through this little guy’s veins makes me wonder if the dentist is properly trained and licensed in the administration of the proper dosage! 😉


Help pay for David’s College Education!

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