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‘Congratulations, it’s a girl’: doctor helps deliver baby mid-flight

Mother with newborn, Doctor and Flight Crew

Dr. Aisha Khatib was hoping to catch some shut-eye on the final leg of her multi-stop plane voyage from Toronto to Entebbe, Uganda.

But the Canadian doctor says those plans were dashed when a little bundle of joy decided to arrive mid-flight.

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Global Netizens are sharing a dozen things the Americans aren’t ready to hear, so buckle up! the opinions are absolutely brutal.

The current imperialist flag. So far.

Non-Americans have some strong opinions and questions when it comes to the US, and according to this viral Reddit thread, they’re not afraid to show it. Recently we asked non-Americans, “What’s something that Americans aren’t ready to hear?” and the results are fascinating.

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Hey! Moron (yes, you) Go delete your stupid facebook account and get with the goddamned program already!!

Jonas Edward Salk (/sɔːlk/; born Jonas Salk; October 28, 1914 – June 23, 1995) was an American virologist and medical researcher who developed one of the first successful polio vaccines.

What is all this whining about? Roll up your goddamned sleeve and shut the fuck up! You assholes are putting everyone else at risk because you’re too fucking stupid to either die or get vaccinated for Covid-19.

TIP: there is no “belief” in any of this – it’s not religion, it’s SCIENCE. I know you’re all uneducated assholes who probably voted for fellow asshole Trump, but REALLY – if you think (DO YOU think? I doubt most of you have the capacity for that) if you think that the rest of us are going to put up with your foolishness much longer, you’re truly more stoopid than you look. WE ARE COMING FOR YOU and I’ll be the first one to volunteer and pin your sorry ass to the floor while we jab that fucking needle in your arm or up your ass! You have no idea just how dumb this entire “argument” has become. SHUT IT !!

Murder on the Dance Floor?

The death of American bare-knuckle fighters is nothing new but quite possibly it needs to be old and gone.

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FuckBook finally crawls back online

After an 8hr global outage, Mark Fuckerberg‘s giant piece of shit returns. Too bad. The quiet was entirely too loud for some users.

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BRAVO! Muslim Student removed 9/11 flags from a college memorial citing it was a protest against U.S. military interventions and resulting Islamophobia.

Student Union Vice President of Finance Fadel Alkilani

Washington University condemned the removal of 9/11 commemorative flags from Mudd Field in a statement Saturday night but declined to say whether Student Union Vice President of Finance, who removed the flags, would face disciplinary measures.

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Mark Brnovitch is one sick motherfucker! Read this…

The United States pretends to be a civilized country while condoning execution. Wtf?

https://www.latimes.com/opinion/story/2021-04-12/arizona-death-penalty-brnovich-barr-trump

Asshole!

Milk is Killing You and your Family!

BIG dairy is lying to you. Intentionally!

Reasons Why You’ll Want to Stay Far Away From Dairy.

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Show my dick on the Internet? Why hell yes man! Adventures in Spam™️

Ever since I received this sexy email, I’ve had a constant hard-on waiting for relief!

Guy with a GIANT COCK!

And so it begins. Ignorant third-world fucks attempt to intimidate the intimidator. Good luck Asshole!

Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/anonymous-radio-show/message

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Jorge gives the OK to suck dick!

Jorge Mario Bergoglio became Pope Francis on March 13, 2013, when he was named the 266th pope of the Catholic Church.

BIG NEWS TODAY; the Pope has just approved same-sex marriages. Does this mean that all those homosexual priests can now get married and stop molesting young boys?

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Who are these stupid fucks?

The all-male organization was co-founded in 2016 by a Canadian, Gavin McInnes, and it’s known primarily for violent confrontations with anti-fascists. The Proud Boys group says it disavows racism, yet it has been accused of having ties to white nationalists and neo-Nazis.
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Five Parrots were removed from a UK safari park after teaching each other to swear and then laughing about it – those fucking fuckers!!

A group of African gray parrots who were quarantined together at a wildlife park in Lincolnshire, England, taught each other how to swear, Lincolnshire Live reported on Monday.

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Do you know that a wall has two sides?

Missed this! THANX NADYA!!!

The basics of basic income…

2 be or not to be. Questions?

This could be the impetus to really, radically simplify how people access income support from the government

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And the World Stands Still…

Here’s hoping you’re all taking the necessary precautions as outlined by the WHO in Geneva https://www.who.int/emergencies/diseases/novel-coronavirus-2019

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