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Don’t fuck up your eyes today!

An annular solar eclipse

So… SUN glasses right? NO!!

Sunglasses won’t cut it, not even those with extra-dark glass used by alpine skiers. They still allow too much sunlight to reach your eye. The difference?

Eclipse glasses block 99.9999 per cent of sunlight. (Try skiing while only being able to see 0.0001 per cent of your surroundings!)

You’re going to need special glasses or the cheapest version – a simple cardboard BOX

For all you white supremacy redneck assholes: 

Aside from proper eclipse glasses, there is only one other form of eye protection you can use: welder’s glasses. NASA suggests No. 14 welder’s glasses. (You already own em – looky in yer truck!)

There’s been a lot more attention to eye safety during the lead-up to the Aug. 21 eclipse

We really miss Bill Hicks

  • I was in a cab in New York. The cab had a sign, “Please do not smoke, Christ is our unseen guest.” This guy was reaching. I figure, if he could overcome being nailed to a cross, I don’t think a Marlboro Light’s gonna faze him that much.

DOUBLE TAP: 

  • You know we armed Iraq. I wondered about that too, you know. During the Persian Gulf war, those intelligence reports would come out: “Iraq: incredible weapons – incredible weapons.” “How do you know that?” “Uh, well … we looked at the receipts. But as soon as that check clears, we’re goin’ in. What time’s the bank open? Eight? We’re going in at nine. We’re going in for God and country and democracy and here’s a fetus and he’s a Hitler. Whatever you fucking need, let’s go. Get motivated behind this, let’s go!”

Gay for a Day? Podshow Preview

Leaf Blower

Volunteer Leaf Blower visits Montréal

At least twice a decade, Mr. A® and his crew love to travel to Montréal,QC for that city’s fantastic Jazz Festival and enjoy some down time. Here is a taste of the content we picked up along the way. Meet “John” – a bartender in Montréal’s gay village. They talked about everything and nothing in 3 languages and the entire interview will be posted in the member section by summer’s end. ENJOY!

https://app.box.com/v/anonymousradioshow-previewz-07

Your New Year Resolutions?

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Weight loss, Smoking cessation and other myths… Read the rest of this entry »

Remember Everything You Read

memory

Most of us quickly forget most of the information we are exposed to. Our brains have developed to do that. It’s a good thing, because most of the information we are exposed to is unimportant.

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Couple waited nine years to open special wedding present!

the-lovely-couple

Kathy and Brandon Gunn have been married for 9 years, but until recently they still had one unopened wedding present sitting in their closet.

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The Militarization of U.S. Police

stop-team

The recent spate of attacks on police forces in the U.S. can be easily attributed to the public’s acceptance of the American S.W.A.T. team so many years ago. Since their initial appearance, those same costumes, weapons, etc. are being seen more and more on the streets without a second thought under the guise of “gotta be ready for them terrorists” bullshit.

Moreover, the returning SOLDIERS who leave the military for whatever reason sometimes find themselves jobs as “security” personnel, sowing overkill (sic) on the unsuspecting CITIZEN.

Bringing the war mentality to the American PUBLIC is now the new normal. SHOOT first, ask questions later. JUST in case.

The balance of power.

It’s no wonder the appropriate response, decades later, comes as BLACK MILITARY personnel push back against the racist cops a-la-Malcolm X and Black Panthers. Further escalation is expected.

You can only fuck with people to a certain extent before they will call you on it and kill your sorry ass.

Unfortunately, the police actually BELIEVE they are somehow protected by the magic law and order fairy. I spoke with one cop who was wearing a bullet-proof vest. So I asked him “what if they shoot you in the head?” No answer.

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