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Flatulence in the elevator? Take our Quiz! Win a Whoopie Cushion?

When the shit goes down, I usually :

A. Pretend it wasn’t me!

B. Ask someone to open a window?

C. Kill the obvious offender (or the person I find the most offensive)

If someone is convinced it was me :

A. Let out a second blast to confirm and stand my ground while proudly stating “it’s not THAT bad”

B. Strangle my ass by crossing my thighs and hoping for the best !!!!

C. Deny, deny, deny. Lie through my teeth like the guilty motherfucker I am!

To be continued… (as soon as this cloud clears!)

I want to assfuck Donald Trump!

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“The average American watches 30 hours of TV a week…THAT is what makes them average!”- Mr. Anonymous®

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Really hate to add to the stack of shit that’s been passing for News this past month, but I gots-ta-say-it – ENOUGH! with the fucking “coverage” of his Royal Assclown – Da Donald Duck Fuck. Duh.
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Afternoon Siesta Anyone?

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Woken up tired again? Us too! *yawns * But it turns out there could be a very good reason we always feel zonked, even after getting the golden eight hours. Experts believe that actually sleeping once a day at night isn’t actually beneficial to us. Instead we should hitting the hay twice a day.
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Narcissist? Clown? or Both

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Hey REDNECKS – Dump Trump before you wake up and find out he sold your farm while you was sleepin’! We both know you ain’t got no educachun – but do you really have to prove you’re (downright) fuckng STOOPID? America is going to destroy itself without any terrorists needed – FEAR is all it takes.

Vote for the woman, morons (she’s the one with the tits an cigar-fucking husband from wayback, remember?) Put down yer gun(s) and pick up a fucking pencil for once!

WHY is this stoopid fuck still in the running for prez?

So i zip across the pond for Paris in the Spring – fly back 10 days later and ol’ pecker-head STILL hasn’t been neutered? SERIOUSLY – the clown show is over America.

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STOP fucking around! Obama is leaving and ain’t coming back. “People get ready” is not just a great lyric, now IS the time to pick up the pieces and start to restore your country to it’s former glory. Hilary’s your best bet – Trump, not so much.

WAKE UP!

WHY in the FUCK are there so many ads on YouTube® now???

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“Every time I see an ad on youtube, I make a conscious choice to never buy the product or use the service being advertised. I also mute the volume for the 5 seconds to avoid any potential subconscious messaging/mind control. If I don’t get the ‘skip ad in 5 second’ choice, I’ll find another video.”

They might try coming up with a better business model instead of AdSpam that is totally ineffective – I have never even HEARD of a person who clicked on one of those Youtube ads. No one cares – you just mute it and wait until it’s over and buffered. The only other response to a YouTube Ad I have seen is to get pissed off and close YouTube… Why would I watch a 2 minute ad before a music video I could torrent in 35 seconds? I smell web 2.0 just around the corner if this shit keeps up. FUCK GOOGLE and their advertising crap. POUNDING ME over the head with an ad between every 2 minute video – what are they STOOPID – we left our living rooms because we refuse to endure all those TV commercials; what makes you think we’re gonna sit still on OUR PERSONAL SCREENS – GET THE FUCK OFF MY COMPUTER BITCH !! **************************************************** “What the American public doesn’t know, is what makes them the American public” – Anonymous ************************************

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