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Update: 15 weeks of bullshit

Russian invasion of Ukraine: 24 February 2022 – present (3 mths, 2 wks and 3 days)

Greetings again from the darkness. Like millions of people around the world, we’re heartbroken and appalled by the ongoing crisis unfolding in Ukraine, a sovereign nation where millions of innocent people have been forcibly displaced from their homes, their lives, and their families. The right to safety and freedom should never be partisan. Click now to lend your support for the people of Ukraine.

Putin believes 30,000 dead Russian soldiers is ‘price worth paying’

This Motherfucker is mentally ill. No shit!

Russia’s army could be on the verge of collapse in the Ukraine, amid claims Vladimir Putin has seen the reported 30,000 dead troops as ‘a price worth paying’.

Putin ordered Kremlin troops into Ukraine on 24 February, but despite Western intelligence suggesting he anticipated an easy victory, has now spent almost 100 days waging war.

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It’s time to start saving Ukraine

So easy to be “shocked and saddened” from the comfort of your leather easy chair! – however there are people from around the globe who are rallying to the Ukraine’s defence by volunteering time, money and their lives as freedom fighters. Not enough.

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I dreamt I killed Vladimir Putin!

I’m so upset at shithead’s wanton hubris, I’ve had to STOP producing. My heart is breaking for all Ukrainians as that arrogant Putin Prick doesn’t quite get it. It? INVADING SOVEREIGN NATIONS IS WRONG MOTHERFUCKER!

Stronger erections and more stamina? — Are Vegans having better Sex?

We all know eating more plants is good for us and the planet, but some say the benefits of a vegan diet extend to our love lives too.

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‘Congratulations, it’s a girl’: doctor delivers baby in air!

Mother with newborn, Doctor and Flight Crew

Dr. Aisha Khatib was hoping to catch some shut-eye on the final leg of her multi-stop plane voyage from Toronto to Entebbe, Uganda.

But the Canadian doctor says those plans were dashed when a little bundle of joy decided to arrive mid-flight.

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GUNS? | what the hell is wrong with you?

Nothing says “I love you” better than a brand new shotgun! Get one for your Dad TODAY!!!

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Will Omicron kill the unvaccinated? We can only hope…

So you find my headline a little harsh? Well – fuck you. And fuck all your stupid “anti-vax” morons. Get the jab or get the fuck out of our way. STAY on facebook and STAY STOOPID!

American Retards on Parade!

White Supremacists Rally in D.C.

WASHINGTON, D.C.—A group of Racist Motherfuckers stormed through downtown Washington, D.C. Saturday evening, bearing American flags and ridiculous plastic shields while marching to the beat of a snare drum down the steps of the Lincoln Memorial. Chanting aggressively about their plans to “reclaim America,” they immediately attracted the attention of law enforcement, who shadowed the group to forestall any conflict. Fucking embarrassing.

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Fuck you and fuck your “rights”

PUBLIC HEALTH.

Fuck me if I’m wrong, but I do believe we are ALL members of the public. Therefore it’s not a stretch to think (look it up morons) that this means YOU, me and EVERYONE gets the opportunity to get vaccinated. What the fuck is wrong with your sorry ass? You think you know something the worlds best scientists do not? GET OVER YOURSELF! Nobody cares!!

SHUT IT. Now!

The choice is simple; get vaccinated or get Covid!

This is what Covid-19 looks like.
These are scientific vaccines. GET ONE!

We don’t know anyone who had died from a vaccine but we know many who died from the coronavirus.

FuckBook finally crawls back online

After an 8hr global outage, Mark Fuckerberg‘s giant piece of shit returns. Too bad. The quiet was entirely too loud for some users.

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FRANKENFONE© | Can YOU put it down?

It’s a brave new world. And it’s affecting you daily in a most insidious way – the death of intimacy and the lost art of conversation. Many people simply cannot relate to others unless a keyboard is present. Read the rest of this entry »

Principality of Sealand turns 54 today

Sealand has been described as the world’s smallest country, it is not recognised by any sovereign state. Now run by Roy Bates’ son Michael Bates, it is being used as a base for internet servers and other business ventures.

The Principality of Sealand is located on HM Fort Roughs, a former Second World War Maunsell Sea Fort in the North Sea 13 kilometres (7 nmi) off the coast of Suffolk, England, United Kingdom.[6][8]

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SkyNet®️ in the very beginning

Surveillance is the first step to control. As governments come to believe they are in charge, it’s refreshing to witness the truth.

PEOPLE ARE IN CHARGE. Fuck you!

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