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An Irish Family Tradition!

4leafcloverAn Irishman moves into a tiny hamlet in County Kerry, walks into the pub and promptly orders three beers. The bartender raises his eyebrows, but serves the man three beers, which he drinks quietly at a table, alone. An hour later, the man has finished the three beers and orders three more. This happens yet again.
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GAELIC STORM at Michigan’s Irish Music Festival: The best band in the entire fucking world!

Polythene Pam and her imaginary boyfriend, Ryan Lacey, drummer for Gaelic Storm, at the Irish Music Festival, September 13, 2008.

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An Irish Point of View on the Election race..

An Irish Point of View on the American’s 2008 Election Race…

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Joke: Irish Greeks?


A Greek and an Irishman were sitting in a Starbuck’s cafe one day discussing who had the superior culture.

Over triple lattes the Greek guy says, ‘Well, we Greeks built the Parthenon,’ arching his eyebrows.

The Irishman then replies, ‘Well… it was the Irish that discovered the Summer and Winter Solstices.’
The Greek retorts, ‘We Greeks gave birth to advanced mathematics.’

The Irishman, nodding in agreement, says, ‘Irish were the ones who built the first timepieces and calendars.’

And so on until the Greek comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion. With a flourish of finality he says, ‘The Greeks were the ones who invented sex!’

The Irishman replies, ‘Indeed, that is true, but it was we Irish who introduced it to women.’



Smithwick’s, how I adore thee!

Happy St. Patrick's DayI think that anyone who gets fucking blasted on a regular basis would agree that St. Patrick’s Day is the best among all lesser holidays. It is a day in which we celebrate beer; the banishment of snakes; beer; leprechauns; leprechauns who like beer; the color green; green beer, and a guy named Patrick, whom I assume liked beer.
One of the best tasting beers, in my esteemed opinion, is Smithwick’s, (prounounced Smithick’s, Smittick’s, Smidick’s or Smeth-ick’s in Ireland) which is Ireland’s oldest ale. Smithwick’s was originally brewed in St. Francis Abbey in Kilkenny, where monks had brewed ale since the 14 century. It is the oldest operating brewery in Ireland, founded by John Smithwicks in 1710.

Smithwick’s has a smooth texture and a bitter finish. Regarded as a local favorite by Irish pub goers, this delicious, fucking yum-tastic beer is the third most popular in Ireland, and the number one selling brand that isn’t a stout or cider. Oh, Smithwick’s, how I adore thee!

HAPPY ST. PATRICK’S DAY!

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