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Flatulence in the elevator? Take our Quiz! Win a Whoopie Cushion?

When the shit goes down, I usually :

A. Pretend it wasn’t me!

B. Ask someone to open a window?

C. Kill the obvious offender (or the person I find the most offensive)

If someone is convinced it was me :

A. Let out a second blast to confirm and stand my ground while proudly stating “it’s not THAT bad”

B. Strangle my ass by crossing my thighs and hoping for the best !!!!

C. Deny, deny, deny. Lie through my teeth like the guilty motherfucker I am!

To be continued… (as soon as this cloud clears!)

The Ogre in Germany

“I love German beer”
“Please shut up”
“Like Carlsberg”
“That’s Danish”
“Heineken”
“Dutch”
“Budweiser”
“Thats you”
“Guinness”
“I hate you”
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Uphemisms | “De-confliction?

EQ12o

Heard a real zinger on the radio last week. Sure, Pammykins can bitch at me for “non-words” but this one is completely new! THIS IS NOT A FUCKING WORD !!

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WHY are so many Amerikins “gun-retarded?”

Big hairy man monkey thing

Big hairy man monkey thing

Maybe it’s because their male children are unfairly influenced by that country’s penchant for military service? Read the rest of this entry »

I want to assfuck Donald Trump!

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Amerikin Boyz and their War Toyz

Penile Power

Ever notice how all missiles are penis-shaped? That’s no accident…


Unbelievably, last week the local newspaper featured a photo of the bomb the US military used to murder men in the tunnels of Afghanistan.
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Remember Everything You Read

memory

Most of us quickly forget most of the information we are exposed to. Our brains have developed to do that. It’s a good thing, because most of the information we are exposed to is unimportant.

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