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This fucking asshole finally gets his! I can’t stop laughing 😂

Jerkoff Jones is shitting bricks as the chickens have finally come home to roost. Asshole!

Conspiracy theorist Alex Jones releases video begging for money after being found guilty in Sandy Hook murders.

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It’s World Radio Day! (Who Knew?)

Proclaimed in 2011 by the Member States of UNESCO, and adopted by the United Nations General Assembly in 2012 as an International Day, February 13 became World Radio Day (WRD).

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Donald’s no longer on Twitter!

Pictured: the outgoing First Lady of the United States of America.

NOW YOU KNOW what was making this boy so batshit krazy!! She was constantly blessed with a headache, gun and jewels – go girl!!

National Rifle Association Files for Bankruptcy in NY, moving to TXZ

America’s Racist Redneck organization.

The 150 year old gun-rights group feared for its lobbying clout but now threatened with dissolution by the state of New York, filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy on Friday with plans to regroup in Texas.

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Goodbye you stupid asshole!

Why are so many republicans so dumb!?

Fuckface FINALLY puts it together!

The REAL issue is 250,000 dead Americans!

JUST in time for Christmas, the world has finally received the news that American Tyrant Donny J. Trump has failed in his bid to subvert democracy. This motherfucker! must now vacate the White House “on or before” January 20th, 2021. THERE IS A GOD!!!

Party’s over; all Clowns must now leave the building!

Y’all gotta admit, it “has-been” really entertaining! (תודה סאכה)

Finally, America’s funhouse and the world’s nightmare is over. Fuckface, aka Donny Trump has lost the 2020 presidential election.

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Jorge gives the OK to suck dick!

Jorge Mario Bergoglio became Pope Francis on March 13, 2013, when he was named the 266th pope of the Catholic Church.

BIG NEWS TODAY; the Pope has just approved same-sex marriages. Does this mean that all those homosexual priests can now get married and stop molesting young boys?

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Will Democracy return to America?

There’s NO FUCKING WAY you voted for that stupid prick Donny Dumbass if you read our blog. Everyone knows that most Republicants can’t read for shit. They watch television instead.

Because Fox News creates an alternate reality for its viewers. (I’m serious!)

So long as so many millions drink the Kool-Aid, that country will remain at an impasse. The good news? Younger USA viewers aren’t nearly as thirsty for what Fox is serving.

DUMP TRUMP is finally coming to fruition JUST in time for Thanksgiving. Hopefully by Christmas, Santa will bring the best gift possible – certain impeachment!

This little assclown has tweeted his last insult…

Canada leads the way (once again)

Fast eclipsing it’s southern neighbour, Canada took the final leap today and legalized weed.

The FIRST G7 Nation to do so, Canada becomes the second country after Uruguay (of all places) to completely allow marijuana use by its citizens without reproach of prosecution. Pushing it one step further, forthcoming full pardons for simple pot possession are expected soon. GO CANADA!

SMART ! The tourism is going to go batshit next summer as those poor Americans head north to herb country.

Happier New Year in California!

Californians may awake on New Year’s Day to a stronger-than-normal whiff of marijuana as America’s cannabis king lights up to celebrate the state’s first legal retail pot sales.

via Anticipation High As California Rolls Out Retail Pot Sales — CBS13 | CBS Sacramento

Couple waited nine years to open special wedding present!

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Kathy and Brandon Gunn have been married for 9 years, but until recently they still had one unopened wedding present sitting in their closet.

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Afternoon Siesta Anyone?

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Woken up tired again? Us too! *yawns * But it turns out there could be a very good reason we always feel zonked, even after getting the golden eight hours. Experts believe that actually sleeping once a day at night isn’t actually beneficial to us. Instead we should hitting the hay twice a day.
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Hackitat – A film about political hacking


Are the hackers winning the battle to keep technology and the Internet free? What compels some people to spend a lot of time and energy on setting up servers, creating programs and even committing crimes to help people in a dictatorship in another country to communicate freely?
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DANMARK | Fat Fucks Begone !!

Denmark taxes fatty products

Denmark is to impose the world’s first “fat tax” in a drive to slim its population and cut heart disease. Read the rest of this entry »

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