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FuckBook finally crawls back online

After an 8hr global outage, Mark Fuckerberg‘s giant piece of shit returns. Too bad. The quiet was entirely too loud for some users.

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FRANKENFONE© | Can YOU put it down?

It’s a brave new world. And it’s affecting you daily in a most insidious way – the death of intimacy and the lost art of conversation. Many people simply cannot relate to others unless a keyboard is present. Read the rest of this entry »

Principality of Sealand turns 54 today

Sealand has been described as the world’s smallest country, it is not recognised by any sovereign state. Now run by Roy Bates’ son Michael Bates, it is being used as a base for internet servers and other business ventures.

The Principality of Sealand is located on HM Fort Roughs, a former Second World War Maunsell Sea Fort in the North Sea 13 kilometres (7 nmi) off the coast of Suffolk, England, United Kingdom.[6][8]

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Redact my genitals? “Nevermind.”

1991 iconic album cover.

In a strange news story, the baby you see above has hired a few scum-sucking (is that hyphenated?) lawyers to attempt to wrestle CASH MONEY from 30 years back.

FUCK YOU RETARD !! You had a small duck then and my guess is it’s still a puny prick – like you. On the other hand, you ARE chasing money in the photo… aren’t you?

So… self fulfilling prophecy? Or just greedy fuck. Google if you give a shit about the story – we don’t.

SCAMMING THE SCAMMERS?!

Join us for a fall-down-funny interview with one of many YouTube channels whose only purpose is to fuck with those pitiful East Indian scum bags who believe their own bullshit and expect westerners to follow…

2021 Winner for BEST UNIBROW!
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It’s World Radio Day! (Who Knew?)

Proclaimed in 2011 by the Member States of UNESCO, and adopted by the United Nations General Assembly in 2012 as an International Day, February 13 became World Radio Day (WRD).

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And the World Stands Still…

Here’s hoping you’re all taking the necessary precautions as outlined by the WHO in Geneva https://www.who.int/emergencies/diseases/novel-coronavirus-2019

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Why Google fears Apple and the Chinese

Google is a notorious data collector — so you’re really paying for its “free” services with your privacy. But now the Chinese want a piece of the action too…

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Exposé : What it’s like working at a Gay Bathhouse by “Bob Johnson”

An insider perspective from an employee’s point of view…

To hetero-folks, a bathhouse, at least the gay ones, stand as sketchy monuments to random sex with strangers. And in all honesty, they’re not that wrong.

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Spring Forward : Interesting facts about Daylight Saving Time

Though you may feel a bit groggier this morning after losing that hour of sleep, at least you’ll know that you’re gaining an hour more of daylight. It also serves as a reminder that spring — and the longer days of summer — are around the corner.

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Killing in The Name…

A Little Breakfast fare?

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Good morning. Been chomping at the bit to download and finally watch this fucker. For many many years, I’ve been waiting for Hollywood to pipe up on what is most certainly controversial in America – the sanctioned murder of innocent bystanders in their private war drone attacks in Pakistan.

Most horrific is to witness the final manifestation of those decades of training on the Microsoft® XBOX in order to produce these “precision kills.”

DISGUSTING !! Absolutely sickening! Pathological.

Make no mistake – Obama DIDN’T put a stop to it and Donald Dump certainly WON’T – so the killing will CONTINUE…

Gotta leave it here for now – simply had to take a break before I screamed.

Make sure you give it a look (in small doses) and witness how the U.S.A. continues to dig it’s own grave and bring nothing but death, destruction and misery to our world.

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Oouppsss… Sorry (SIR!) I meant YOUR world, Sir! Yessir !

HEY! FUCK! AMERIKA! (Sir:-) And you wonder why the world loathes you and your ilk? The U.S.A. is a broken country filled with brainwashed fat people who have handed over control of their lives to the military and capitalism. You can have your dream – the rest of the world is wide awake !!

UPDATE : Great fucking movie! I’m 20 minutes from the end of this excellently crafted film and been suffering insanely gut wrenching TENSION (NO suspense though, because you KNOW what’s coming) and simply had to take another break or imma lose my lunch!

As good or better a treatise as I had hoped for. Revenge served COLD up next…?

FINALLY : excellent work by Director Jason Bourque for his well constructed documentary disguised as feature film.

Without too much of a spoiler I can say the ending is not what you expect (like many other films) but in this one it’s so very satisfying to see the dumb American “trumped” completely by a Superior intellect (not his own) – this is worth your time!

Why r u still using a Keyboard?

Time for a new phone. So I asked a friend to let me test drive a **hemorrhoid home** waiting of course for the release of the new iPhone in the fall.

Turns out that Google’s voice typing is funny as hell (**Android phone – although I’m keeping hemorrhoid!!) BUTT (sic) it can hardly be considered an effective dictation recorder.

Anonymous usage report? Gee, thanks Google!! They only gave me three choices…

Intonation choices: Expressive (fuck you Charlie,) somewhat expressive (you Bastardo),  FLAT (politically correct) and off. No REDNECK setting.

STILL on holiday and can hardly wait to get back to The Studios to record more audio gems!! (Join our listener list or look for it here)

At best it’s improved greatly since I last looked at AI and at worse it’s a waste of my time…

Let’s STOP Monsanto!

MAM

Join the Fight on Saturday May 21st 2016

Driven by nothing more than old men and their perennial Masters-of-the-Universe hard-on, Monsanto heads the list of the world’s most hated corporations.

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The Pirate Bay (dot) se

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Well, it’s happened. Again. “Life imitates Art far more than Art imitates Life” – (Oscar Wilde, who held in his 1889 essay The Decay of Lying) – there is now a MOVIE about the world’s number one MOVIE PIRATING website, ThePirateBay.se

Yes, (of course) this film will be distributed free of charge to the entire world. Read the rest of this entry »

Watch the end of the world live online via space camera!

Artist's conception of the rogue planet Nibiru, or Planet X

Artist’s conception of rogue planet Nibiru, or Planet X

In case you’re worried about the coming Mayan “New B’ak’tun” on Friday (or would it be “turn of the b’ak’tun”?), and that it may signal the arrival of some world-ending catastrophe from space, the team that runs the Slooh Space Camera has you covered. Read the rest of this entry »

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