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Overweight, flaccid married man on the prowl…

Yep, my husband, for the third time, is prowling the intertubes looking for some half-blind, brain dead female to tell him he’s the greatest thing since sliced bread. He needs to hear this every day – especially when he’s sitting in his recliner for the 16th consecutive hour watching the Sci-Fi channel with the remote in one hand and a bag of Chips Read the rest of this entry »

RANT! Goddamnit…

djmoose-avatar.jpgOkay…I feel the need to rant about something that’s been pissing me off. And those of you who know me best realize that I have not pet peeves, but major psychotic fuckin hatreds (Thanks to George Carlin for that quote.)

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Things I DON’T Need for Christmas!

santa-pc.gifDisclaimer: Before anyone thinks, “Fine you asshole!” I hope you get nothing for Christmas!” please realize that I don’t want or need anything for Christmas. In fact, that is the whole point here. I’m 26 and have a nice career. If I need something, I don’t ask Santa for it. I fucking buy it like an adult. What do I want for Christmas? I don’t know….sleep I guess. What I can tell you is this: Here are some things that I don’t want this holiday season:
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