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FuckBook finally crawls back online

After an 8hr global outage, Mark Fuckerberg‘s giant piece of shit returns. Too bad. The quiet was entirely too loud for some users.

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“The artwork is that I have taken the money,” artist Jens Haaning

Danish artist Jens Haaning’s unique presentation !
A woman looks at an art installation titled “Take the Money and Run” at the Kunsten Museum of Modern Art, in Aalborg, Denmark

COPENHAGEN (AP) — A Danish artist who was was given money by a museum with which to create artwork, submitted two empty canvases — titled “Take the Money and Run.”

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Redact my genitals? “Nevermind.”

1991 iconic album cover.

In a strange news story, the baby you see above has hired a few scum-sucking (is that hyphenated?) lawyers to attempt to wrestle CASH MONEY from 30 years back.

FUCK YOU RETARD !! You had a small duck then and my guess is it’s still a puny prick – like you. On the other hand, you ARE chasing money in the photo… aren’t you?

So… self fulfilling prophecy? Or just greedy fuck. Google if you give a shit about the story – we don’t.

Milk is Killing You and your Family!

BIG dairy is lying to you. Intentionally!

Reasons Why You’ll Want to Stay Far Away From Dairy.

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Stay the fuck away from this shit!!

Pure Poison. Those poor fat fucking amerikins. Pitiful.

Continuing our DRUGZ™️ Series, we examine a relatively new darling from big pharma; Saxenda. What a fucking horror show this one is!

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It’s World Radio Day! (Who Knew?)

Proclaimed in 2011 by the Member States of UNESCO, and adopted by the United Nations General Assembly in 2012 as an International Day, February 13 became World Radio Day (WRD).

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The Reality of US Capitalism!!

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Santa Claus was a Black Man!

“Santa comes in many different colors.”

Black Santas can be controversial — and that’s because of white supremacy, expert explains…

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Why Social Distancing is so Important; exiting Facebook

Yep. I did it. Created a dummy Facebook account to go meet all the dummies. I wasn’t disappointed.

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Why is IKEA such a fucking task?

Shopping at IKEA is a nightmare!

Those of you that have come to know me, can understand why shopping is not one of my interests. For one, I have a penis.

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Ms. Piggy gets a New Phat Drug

In the vast wasteland that is the Internet, BIG Pharma has shat yet another advertisement for (yet another) miracle drug…

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New Zealander Amazon Tax Alert!

Do not splurge during Boxing Day !

Consumer New Zealand is urging people to think carefully before going wild at Boxing Day sales. But no GST warning?

Chief executive Sue Chetwin said the balloons and bright lights of sales day were enticing, but shoppers should research products carefully before buying, to make sure they were the right things. Read the rest of this entry »

BLACK FRIDAY? How about WHITE FRIDAY?

Neo-nazi groups across the U.S. have mobilized in protest of what they perceive to be prejudicial treatment at the hands of retailers.

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Afternoon Siesta Anyone?

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Woken up tired again? Us too! *yawns * But it turns out there could be a very good reason we always feel zonked, even after getting the golden eight hours. Experts believe that actually sleeping once a day at night isn’t actually beneficial to us. Instead we should hitting the hay twice a day.
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WHY in the FUCK are there so many ads on YouTube® now???

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“Every time I see an ad on youtube, I make a conscious choice to never buy the product or use the service being advertised. I also mute the volume for the 5 seconds to avoid any potential subconscious messaging/mind control. If I don’t get the ‘skip ad in 5 second’ choice, I’ll find another video.”

They might try coming up with a better business model instead of AdSpam that is totally ineffective – I have never even HEARD of a person who clicked on one of those Youtube ads. No one cares – you just mute it and wait until it’s over and buffered. The only other response to a YouTube Ad I have seen is to get pissed off and close YouTube… Why would I watch a 2 minute ad before a music video I could torrent in 35 seconds? I smell web 2.0 just around the corner if this shit keeps up. FUCK GOOGLE and their advertising crap. POUNDING ME over the head with an ad between every 2 minute video – what are they STOOPID – we left our living rooms because we refuse to endure all those TV commercials; what makes you think we’re gonna sit still on OUR PERSONAL SCREENS – GET THE FUCK OFF MY COMPUTER BITCH !! **************************************************** “What the American public doesn’t know, is what makes them the American public” – Anonymous ************************************

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