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Hey! Moron (yes, you) Go delete your stupid facebook account and get with the goddamned program already!!

Jonas Edward Salk (/sɔːlk/; born Jonas Salk; October 28, 1914 – June 23, 1995) was an American virologist and medical researcher who developed one of the first successful polio vaccines.

What is all this whining about? Roll up your goddamned sleeve and shut the fuck up! You assholes are putting everyone else at risk because you’re too fucking stupid to either die or get vaccinated for Covid-19.

TIP: there is no “belief” in any of this – it’s not religion, it’s SCIENCE. I know you’re all uneducated twats who probably voted for fellow asshole Trump, but REALLY – if you think (DO YOU think? I doubt most of you have the capacity for that) if you think that the rest of us are going to put up with your foolishness much longer, you’re truly more stoopid than you look. WE ARE COMING FOR YOU and I’ll be the first one to volunteer and pin your sorry ass to the floor while we jab that fucking needle in your arm or up your ass! You have no idea just how dumb this entire “argument” has become. SHUT IT !!

FuckBook finally crawls back online

After an 8hr global outage, Mark Fuckerberg‘s giant piece of shit returns. Too bad. The quiet was entirely too loud for some users.

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FRANKENFONE© | Can YOU put it down?

It’s a brave new world. And it’s affecting you daily in a most insidious way – the death of intimacy and the lost art of conversation. Many people simply cannot relate to others unless a keyboard is present. Read the rest of this entry »

Stay the fuck away from this shit!!

Pure Poison. Those poor fat fucking amerikins. Pitiful.

Continuing our DRUGZ™️ Series, we examine a relatively new darling from big pharma; Saxenda. What a fucking horror show this one is!

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Drugz®️ | The Poisoning of America

Bayer Heroin bottle, 1898-1910

An excerpt from our upcoming Podshow™️ on drug history and it’s worldwide effects on humanity and the global environment.

Throughout WW I, the German company Bayer was involved in the production and development of various chemical weapons. In 1914, Bayer manufactured dianisidine chlorosulfate for use in 105 mm artillery shell, intended as a lung irritant against British forces.

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Donald’s no longer on Twitter!

Pictured: the outgoing First Lady of the United States of America.

NOW YOU KNOW what was making this boy so batshit krazy!! She was constantly blessed with a headache, gun and jewels – go girl!!

Show my dick on the Internet? Why hell yes man! Adventures in Spam™️

Ever since I received this sexy email, I’ve had a constant hard-on waiting for relief!

Guy with a GIANT COCK!

And so it begins. Ignorant third-world fucks attempt to intimidate the intimidator. Good luck Asshole!

Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/anonymous-radio-show/message

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“Skank in the scud pie” | WTF?

Click on my kewl helmet retard!

https://disneyplus.com/series/the-mandalorian/

Yep. The Americans have successfully rehashed yet another spin-off series of the ubiquitous STAR WARS franchise.

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It’s International Men’s Day! 2020

November nineteenth is IMD

Feminism? Maninism. Yes, it’s a thing.

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Five Parrots were removed from a UK safari park after teaching each other to swear and then laughing about it – those fucking fuckers!!

A group of African gray parrots who were quarantined together at a wildlife park in Lincolnshire, England, taught each other how to swear, Lincolnshire Live reported on Monday.

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45 Days from another Disaster?

Recently deceased Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg (L) Real-estate mogul with bad hair. (R)

The 2020 U.S. presidential election will be held on Tuesday, November 3rd. This is perhaps one of the most talked-about and contentious elections in recent history.

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Why is IKEA such a fucking task?

Shopping at IKEA is a nightmare!

Those of you that have come to know me, can understand why shopping is not one of my interests. For one, I have a penis.

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Do you know that a wall has two sides?

Missed this! THANX NADYA!!!

The basics of basic income…

2 be or not to be. Questions?

This could be the impetus to really, radically simplify how people access income support from the government

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And the World Stands Still…

Here’s hoping you’re all taking the necessary precautions as outlined by the WHO in Geneva https://www.who.int/emergencies/diseases/novel-coronavirus-2019

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