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Atheists vs Christians? | you’re both a bunch of dickwads!


Recently, Blair Scott, the director- leader- chief- whateverthefuck- of a group called American Atheists appeared on the Fox News program, America Live, via telephone to piss and moan about the Trade Center Cross, which came into existence because of the attacks against the U.S.A. on September 11th.
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Planned Parenthood: The Devil of Republican America!


Yet again, I have obtained information regarding the perpetual plight of Planned Parenthood that boils my piss.
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Short STORY ~IN THE BLACK~

Each night he stands at an otherwise deserted shore and shouts her name at an ireful sea…

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Small, Screaming Banshees « Etiquette From The Trenches

Small, Screaming Banshees « Etiquette From The Trenches

Texas mom tells 911 operator she killed her two children

30-year-old Dallas-area mother Saiqa Akhter will be charged with capital murder after she called 911 and said she had done "something terrible" to her children.

A suburban Dallas mother accused of strangling her two young children told a 911 operator she killed them because they were autistic and she wanted “normal kids,” according to a tape released Wednesday.
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R.J. Reynolds To The Rescue!

Camel Sticks come in the form of a stick, hence the clever name “Stick.” Camel Orbs are fun little pellets of poison. Camel Strips bear a resemblance to those Listerine breath strip thing-a-ma-fucks.

Camel Sticks come in the form of a stick, hence the clever name “Stick.” Camel Orbs are fun little pellets of poison. Camel Strips bear a resemblance to those Listerine breath strip thing-a-ma-fucks.

It is the general consensus amongst non-smokers that those who do partake of the tobacco, which is laced with many deadly, yet delicious chemicals, neatly wrapped in pretty paper, are the literal equivalent to the literal scum that resides on this earth. In the name of health, and in efforts to rid our society of such foulness, or merely to straight up piss off highly addicted, murderously stressed to fuck smokers, bars and night clubs across the nation continue to ban smoking within their establishments. So, not only are smokers shunned by McDonald’s and other choke ‘n’ puke eateries, but they are also segregated from their fellow booze hounds and barflies. Boohoo!

Fortunately, leading tobacco manufacturer and evil genius, R.J. Reynolds, has devised a brilliant solution that will benefit both smokers and non.

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The (Automotive) Ties That Bind

Saturday afternoon, I drove an hour to my dad’s homestead, my daughter riding shotgun. Over four months have passed since I last spoke to my dad in person. I had only been at his place 5 minutes when he threw a magazine, dedicated to the history of the Camaro, in my face.

2010 CamaroFeatured within was the 2010 Camaro. Jesus, fuck! What a fucking beauty! He and I drooled over the full page photograph of a really slick, shiny black number for many long, silent moments. You see, cars are our “thing.”

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feeling absolutely lost… and found.

Janis Joplin always makes me feel even fucking worse, but in a good way, if that makes any sense.

There is something extraordinarily beautiful about her sorrow.  She emotes like no other.   She’s dead, but it’s true, nonetheless.

Join me, won’t you?

Breakfast, Downtown, Fucktown

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Save Your Soul…for only $120!

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Visit the Holy Land Experience for free on your birthday! - Just bring proof of your birthday to the ticket booth. We'll also have a special treat to help celebrate! Yeah man, FREE. Cuz that's the ONLY fuckin' way you'll see my ass there...

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USA: Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of …Destruction?

PammyIt truly boggles my mind, the ridiculous thoughts that run amok within the brains of my fellow wo/man; it further disgusts me when these thoughts, put to action can directly influence our society in such a negative fashion.

It is these despicable human actions and the thorough demonstration of ignorance that caused vomit to rise in my throat…

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Ode to Winter

It’s snowing.

Looking out my window, I can see the fine, sparkling flurries dancing in the glow of the mercury light, high above my big, red barn.  red-barn-snow

I can see the snow drifting, the wind forcefully-carelessly tossing it about.

A child might imagine that there was an invisible man kicking around outdoors.  A child might pretend that the wispy, ethereal clouds blowing up from the earth were caused by his enormous, invisible feet.

If not for my loathing of winter, I would gaze upon the crisp, white landscape and gasp; for the mere sight of such beauty would steal the very breath from my lungs.

But…

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As a whole, the human race sucks ass.

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Pammy

Due to the fast approaching holiday season, I’d like to share something with my readers that will make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside…

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You can’t be FUCKING serious?!

“I am no longer interested in three dimensions.  I would even like to become a resident of the two-dimensional world.”

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JUNO online services are the fucking DEVIL!

Devilled PamDear JUNO online service fuckheads:

Thanks to your UNstellar company, which, (based on every fucking representative I have had the extreme displeasure of conversing with), I can only assume is being managed by mentally challenged Vietnamese jungle folk, I have a total of $119.fucking80 charged to my checking account.

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