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We really miss Bill Hicks

  • I was in a cab in New York. The cab had a sign, “Please do not smoke, Christ is our unseen guest.” This guy was reaching. I figure, if he could overcome being nailed to a cross, I don’t think a Marlboro Light’s gonna faze him that much.

DOUBLE TAP: 

  • You know we armed Iraq. I wondered about that too, you know. During the Persian Gulf war, those intelligence reports would come out: “Iraq: incredible weapons – incredible weapons.” “How do you know that?” “Uh, well … we looked at the receipts. But as soon as that check clears, we’re goin’ in. What time’s the bank open? Eight? We’re going in at nine. We’re going in for God and country and democracy and here’s a fetus and he’s a Hitler. Whatever you fucking need, let’s go. Get motivated behind this, let’s go!”

The Ogre in Germany

“I love German beer”
“Please shut up”
“Like Carlsberg”
“That’s Danish”
“Heineken”
“Dutch”
“Budweiser”
“Thats you”
“Guinness”
“I hate you”
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I want to assfuck Donald Trump!

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“The average American watches 30 hours of TV a week…THAT is what makes them average!”- Mr. Anonymous®

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Really hate to add to the stack of shit that’s been passing for News this past month, but I gots-ta-say-it – ENOUGH! with the fucking “coverage” of his Royal Assclown – Da Donald Duck Fuck. Duh.
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Hitler 2.0 or just Donald Fuck?

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Just trying to decide on the naming convention to use for the next four to eight (fuck noooo!!) years to refer to this complete asshole the amerkins recently elected to office.

Somehow either just doesn`t seem extreme enough. If you`re looking for the definition of the word `terror-ist-a` you will only have to wait until fuckface tightens àmerica’s grip on the world stage. You just KNOW the reason`s he`s sucking Putine`s dick is because THAT asshole is the ONLY other world `leader?`(can I say LEADER and TRUMP in the same sentence without a vomit bag handy?) that won`t use their military muscle as long as Trump remains a capilist pig and keeps wiring the money to Moscow!!

The Chinese may actually bomb his sorry ass and he knows it. Problem with that scenario is those toys at McDonalds will quadruple in price and the profits will plunge. Don`t forget, Donny wants another term…

What more to say? Leave a comment below with your suggestions for naming dickhead and we`ll pick the best from the list.

Vote for your fave by clicking the thumbs up or down and let`s see what we get. I vote shit head! because it can`t be anything other than crap on that guy`s head that did all the damage to his hair like that.

GO!! Patriots

Your New Year Resolutions?

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The Militarization of U.S. Police

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The recent spate of attacks on police forces in the U.S. can be easily attributed to the public’s acceptance of the American S.W.A.T. team so many years ago. Since their initial appearance, those same costumes, weapons, etc. are being seen more and more on the streets without a second thought under the guise of “gotta be ready for them terrorists” bullshit.

Moreover, the returning SOLDIERS who leave the military for whatever reason sometimes find themselves jobs as “security” personnel, sowing overkill (sic) on the unsuspecting CITIZEN.

Bringing the war mentality to the American PUBLIC is now the new normal. SHOOT first, ask questions later. JUST in case.

The balance of power.

It’s no wonder the appropriate response, decades later, comes as BLACK MILITARY personnel push back against the racist cops a-la-Malcolm X and Black Panthers. Further escalation is expected.

You can only fuck with people to a certain extent before they will call you on it and kill your sorry ass.

Unfortunately, the police actually BELIEVE they are somehow protected by the magic law and order fairy. I spoke with one cop who was wearing a bullet-proof vest. So I asked him “what if they shoot you in the head?” No answer.

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