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It has come to my attention that a coalition of anti-choice assholes has launched an attack on Planned Parenthood. This fall, they will be campaigning in cities across America, targeting Planned Parenthood facilities because, and I directly quote, “Planned Parenthood offices face little opposition on a consistent basis, allowing them to conduct harmful business without hindrance.”

I want to make it plain, and I haven’t the slightest reservation about saying this, that I am pro-life. I think that abortions are a vile act of the worst kind. But abortion is not the issue I am concerned with, although Planned Parenthood does provide said services, along with counseling, both pre and post.

My beef is that Planned Parenthood offers health care to woman who might not otherwise receive it. They offer birth control methods to women who might not otherwise receive it. I believe that these services are of the highest importance. 86% of the decline in teen pregnancies is due to effective contraceptive use!  94% of parents say that contraception should be covered in sex education, but our fucking government is pushing abstinence only programs, which I view as a gross injustice and straight up negligence.

People are going to keep having sex even if they don’t have a health care provider.

Couples are going to keep having sex even if they can’t afford birth control due to either lack of insurance or because their fucking co-pays are not affordable to them. Planned Parenthood offers birth control for affordable rates whether you have insurance or not. They offer women’s health care whether you have insurance or not.

In short, I am right, and you holy rolling asshole, anti-birth control shitheads are wrong. So here it is….

Drum roll please…

FUCK YOU! fuck you, fuck you, fuck you.

[Ed: You fucking FUCKS! – NOW you done gone and pissed Pammy OFF! – YOU’RE not the ones who have to watch her stomp around the office – THROWING SHIT at MY head cuz you fuckers are so goddamned Holier-than-thou! – go fuck somebody wouldja… you’ll see, you’ll LIKE it !! (and WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM YA FUCKING FUCKS!!]

(wHEW!! – THAT FELT good ! tHANKS pAMMY.

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Sunday: those “Over-the-top” God Warriors

I am lucky to have not encountered many fucktard bible-thumpers, maybe because I just radiate that “If you shove your diety down my throat, I’ll shove my fist down yours” vibe so well.

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