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Infowars’ asshole claims bankruptcy. About time !!

Jerkoff Jones: Alex is running for cover after the courts officially decided he was an asshole.

Twenty first-graders and six educators were killed in the December 2012 shooting. The gunman, 20-year-old Adam Lanza, killed his mother at their Newtown home before the shooting, and killed himself at the school as police arrived, officials said.

The shooting was portrayed on Jones’ Infowars show as a hoax involving actors aimed at increasing gun control.

Jones has since acknowledged the school shooting did occur.

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I dreamt I killed Vladimir Putin!

I’m so upset at shithead’s wanton hubris, I’ve had to STOP producing. My heart is breaking for all Ukrainians as that arrogant Putin Prick doesn’t quite get it. It? INVADING SOVEREIGN NATIONS IS WRONG MOTHERFUCKER!

Fox Admits to Fake Report about a Woman Trampled to Death. 1.3 million retweet it.

Another American “reporter” has been exposed as her entirely fictitious claim about a woman dying after being trampled by a Canadian authority on horseback amid trucker protests in Ottawa ongoing is discovered to be nothing but a completely fabricated lie.

While the claim wasn’t accurate, Ms. Carter’s false tweet was red-meat for her over 1.3 million conservative Twitter followers, who quickly amplified the baseless death as fabricated evidence of Canadian government wrongdoing.

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Joe Rogan; ‘I’m not going to get vaccinated’ – Nobody Cares Joe. “Get over yourself you asshole!”

CANADIAN LAWS KEEPING ASSCLOWNS LIKE JOE OUT OF THEIR COUNTRY. Bravo Canada!

American retard Joey Rogain sitting down.

Global Netizens are sharing a dozen things the Americans aren’t ready to hear, so buckle up! the opinions are absolutely brutal.

The current imperialist flag. So far.

Non-Americans have some strong opinions and questions when it comes to the US, and according to this viral Reddit thread, they’re not afraid to show it. Recently we asked non-Americans, “What’s something that Americans aren’t ready to hear?” and the results are fascinating.

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Will Omicron kill the unvaccinated? We can only hope…

So you find my headline a little harsh? Well – fuck you. And fuck all your stupid “anti-vax” morons. Get the jab or get the fuck out of our way. STAY on facebook and STAY STOOPID!

American Retards on Parade!

White Supremacists Rally in D.C.

WASHINGTON, D.C.—A group of Racist Motherfuckers stormed through downtown Washington, D.C. Saturday evening, bearing American flags and ridiculous plastic shields while marching to the beat of a snare drum down the steps of the Lincoln Memorial. Chanting aggressively about their plans to “reclaim America,” they immediately attracted the attention of law enforcement, who shadowed the group to forestall any conflict. Fucking embarrassing.

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Fuck you and fuck your “rights”

PUBLIC HEALTH.

Fuck me if I’m wrong, but I do believe we are ALL members of the public. Therefore it’s not a stretch to think (look it up morons) that this means YOU, me and EVERYONE gets the opportunity to get vaccinated. What the fuck is wrong with your sorry ass? You think you know something the worlds best scientists do not? GET OVER YOURSELF! Nobody cares!!

SHUT IT. Now!

This fucking asshole finally gets his! I can’t stop laughing 😂

Jerkoff Jones is shitting bricks as the chickens have finally come home to roost. Asshole!

Conspiracy theorist Alex Jones releases video begging for money after being found guilty in Sandy Hook murders.

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What have these fools been smoking? Get a refund!!

Trump has been in deep denial over his 2020 election loss, to the point where he and those around him still refer to him as “the president” and have apparently even held pretend Cabinet meetings.

The world applauded as the USA FINALLY jettisoned their assclown extraordinaire pre-pandemic. THANK FUCK for small mercies.

Problem is, this asshole can’t seem to take a hint! Donny! When you LOSE, the correct and “decent “ thing to do is to fuck off into obscurity and gracefully fade to black…


WHEN DID DONNY LOSE? ONE FUCKING YEAR AGO, IN 2020!

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/mark-meadows-trump-cabinet_n_6105c47ee4b0048f361dfb8c

Capitol Rioter Who Boasted She “Wouldn’t Go to Jail Because She’s White” Is (of course) Going to Prison 😂

Ed. I love this shit !!

Texas real estate agent Jenna Ryan who swore she wouldn’t be jailed over her role in the Jan. 6 Capitol riot has been sentenced to 60 days in prison.

U.S. District Judge Christopher Cooper on Thursday also slapped the convicted rioter with $500 in restitution after she was charged with a single count of parading, demonstrating or picketing in a Capitol building.

Sad disillusioned Jenna
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Hey! Moron (yes, you) Go delete your stupid facebook account and get with the goddamned program already!!

Jonas Edward Salk (/sɔːlk/; born Jonas Salk; October 28, 1914 – June 23, 1995) was an American virologist and medical researcher who developed one of the first successful polio vaccines.

What is all this whining about? Roll up your goddamned sleeve and shut the fuck up! You assholes are putting everyone else at risk because you’re too fucking stupid to either die or get vaccinated for Covid-19.

TIP: there is no “belief” in any of this – it’s not religion, it’s SCIENCE. I know you’re all uneducated assholes who probably voted for fellow asshole Trump, but REALLY – if you think (DO YOU think? I doubt most of you have the capacity for that) if you think that the rest of us are going to put up with your foolishness much longer, you’re truly more stoopid than you look. WE ARE COMING FOR YOU and I’ll be the first one to volunteer and pin your sorry ass to the floor while we jab that fucking needle in your arm or up your ass! You have no idea just how dumb this entire “argument” has become. SHUT IT !!

FuckBook finally crawls back online

After an 8hr global outage, Mark Fuckerberg‘s giant piece of shit returns. Too bad. The quiet was entirely too loud for some users.

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Yet ANOTHER stupid fuck DIES from Covid – third one this month! Win-Win for Charles Darwin & Herbert Spencer

Another American conservative anti-vaccine talk radio show host has succumbed to COVID-19. Now Shut Up!
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Redact my genitals? “Nevermind.”

1991 iconic album cover.

In a strange news story, the baby you see above has hired a few scum-sucking (is that hyphenated?) lawyers to attempt to wrestle CASH MONEY from 30 years back.

FUCK YOU RETARD !! You had a small duck then and my guess is it’s still a puny prick – like you. On the other hand, you ARE chasing money in the photo… aren’t you?

So… self fulfilling prophecy? Or just greedy fuck. Google if you give a shit about the story – we don’t.

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