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Gregg | THIS IS DISGUSTING !

FACEBOOK NEWS FEED RANT !

Friend Greg on FACEBOOK  –  http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002367430631

The disgrace that is “Gay Marriage”


Sex between two grown men is disgusting, the Bible says so… but there are always some exceptions found in the Bible that suit my needs.

Mr. Stripy Head | $ 17,000 ?

Soooo… this American Asshole gives $ 17,000. BACK to a bank… wtf?

NEXT: FUNDIES!! | Fucked Up ND In Eastern States

HAITI – YOUR CHURCH HATES YOU

1God1Jesus | Seeking Salvation

baptism

A Drunk man is stumbling through the woods totally drunk when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river.

He proceeds to walk into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher.
The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol whereupon he asks the drunk

‘Are you ready to find Jesus?’

The drunk shouts ‘Yes I am!’
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1God1Jesus | ATTENTION SINNERS!!

[YOUTUBE=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__M7_LAgx04]

SUNDAY SCHOOL | Christians

Handcuffs
The light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.

The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in frustration, as she missed her chance to get through the intersection, dropping her cell phone and makeup.

As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up.

He took her to the police station where she was searched, fingerprinted, photographed, and placed in a holding cell.
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1God1Jesus | God loves a fat ass!

American women are fat, and they can thank the Lord for that, as he has provided these good Christians with a healthy appetite and bountiful crops.  The portion sizes in that country spill over their plates, causing their portly bellies to spill over their pants.
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Stoned Wallabys | ‘High’ wallabies blamed for crop circles

In this undated photo provided by Wirrimbirra Flora and Fuana Sanctuary, a red neck wallaby stands in an enclosure on the grounds of the sanctuary in Bargo, Australia.

In this undated photo provided by Wirrimbirra Flora and Fuana Sanctuary, a red neck wallaby stands in an enclosure on the grounds of the sanctuary in Bargo, Australia.

SYDNEY (AP) — Wallabies snacking in Tasmania’s legally grown opium poppy fields are getting “high as a kite” and hopping around in circles, trampling the crops, a state official said.
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LAST CHANCE SINNERS !!

Yesss!, its that time of the year, time for an Australian YouTube gathering, where every one gets to meet, see, touch and have sex with, their favourite YouTubers.

A Sinner’s Paradise!

This time its on at the Gold Coast in beautiful Queensland, home of sunshine, beautiful beaches, and of course… ME! So come and say hi to me, ill probably be a tiny bit late getting there so go and talk with all the other “stars”.

Come and meet the REAL Greg, believe me, im as boring as bat shit, quiet as a mouse, an introvert, rather shy, and not a big fan of crowds and loud people, so you may have to try and find me hiding under a picnic table, but keep looking 🙂

Butt seriously, this gathering is for all the family, so bring your togs and towels and picnic blankets too. We’ll have a GREAT time ! (Bring your Bible:-)

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Newsflash! – God hates Twitter!

Leave it to God to spoil the party: The Catholic churches of Scotland are speaking out against Twitter, Facebook, and other social networking technologies, which are being decried by the Church as creating an “obsessive” reliance in their users.bishops hat

A message from Bishop Tartaglia, president of a Bishops’ Conference of Scotland communications group, has been sent to the 500 Catholic parishes of Scotland with instructions that it be read aloud at mass in every church.

Tartaglia writes that “we need to be wary of the inane chatter that can go on in the digital world which does nothing to promote growth in understanding and tolerance.” In other words: Idle hands, when outfitted with a Twitter account, truly do perform the devil’s work.

The letter goes on to complain that e-friendships are poor substitutes for those in the real world and that “we should avoid an obsessive need for virtual connectedness and develop primary human relationships, pursuing true friendship with real people.”

As well, the letter naturally wonders about the safety of our children on social networking sites, worried that the minions of Satan may be on the other end of the virtual conversation.

This is hardly the first time the Catholic Church has dabbled in technological matters. In March, the faithful were urged to give up SMS messaging for Lent, and even the Pope has his own YouTube channel. A Catholic-centric social network, Xt3.com, also exists.

Which technologies are bad and which are good? That’s a question only you — with the help of your priest, perhaps — can answer.

Amen.

NEW Columnist! 1GOD1JESUS

Hello SINNERS! MY name is Pastor Deacon Priest Saviour Gregory, but you can call me either GOD, or Sir, and if you think that is kind of arrogant and rude of me to even suggest such a thing, then you obviously haven’t been reading the fucking BIBLE!

[Editor’s note : YOUR GOD sucks, Fuck you. LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!]

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