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Convicted Liar Alex Jones, who still owes almost $1.5 billion to relatives of Sandy Hook victims, spending $100,000+ a month!!

Even though Jones owes almost $1.5 billion in court-awarded damages to the families of the victims of the 2012 Sandy Hook school shooting, the bankrupt conspiracy theorist is still spending nearly $100,000 a month, according to bankruptcy paperwork.

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American Antivaxxers will die soon enough. Hurry! PURGE goddamnit.

New York’s Excelsior Vaccine Passport App.

I do not suffer fools gladly. The only explanation is 2 parts fuckbook, 1 part education and the fourth and final ingredient – Amerikin stupidity.

EVERYBODY in the world has been wrestling with this COVID crisis. To even suggest it’s some sort of trickery is to reveal the depth of stupidity and lack of critical thinking prevalent among american idiots.

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AMERICA’S LOVE AFFAIR with HATE

Both a disease of the soul and repugnant…

Racist fucks
Flags commonly used by hate groups include: Celtic cross flag, Nazi flag, Confederate battle flag and SS flag

TRUMPERS headed to D.C. last week and left no doubt that U.S. stupidity is alive and well. Hopefully, Darwinian theory will prevail and racism will die a horrible death.

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QAnon and other dark forces are radicalizing uneducated America!

We won’t name this motherfucker because that’s the only reason he’s dressed like a retard (sorry REAL retards) fuck you stoopid!

QAnon is an American conspiracy theory. But its central belief is this: A government official with top-secret “Q” clearance anonymously posted cryptic clues about secret investigations being conducted by Trump into a “deep state” cabal of elites that controlled a child sex trafficking ring.

Say what?

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“Skank in the scud pie” | WTF?

Click on my kewl helmet retard!

https://disneyplus.com/series/the-mandalorian/

Yep. The Americans have successfully rehashed yet another spin-off series of the ubiquitous STAR WARS franchise.

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Zaftig or OBESE?™️| the attempted normalization of PHAT in America

This woman is UNHEALTHY !!

What is this marketing coming down the pike? Am I really supposed to groove on Donkey’s BIG BUTT ditty and believe we weren’t REALLY supposed to tease the fuck out of fattyass Lori in grade seven? Fuckyou! FAT is FAT is FAT. STOP your bullshit lies, I ain’t buying it assclowns…

Speaking the unspeakable? No. YOU ARE TOO FUCKING FAT !

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Fuckface FINALLY puts it together!

The REAL issue is 250,000 dead Americans!

JUST in time for Christmas, the world has finally received the news that American Tyrant Donny J. Trump has failed in his bid to subvert democracy. This motherfucker! must now vacate the White House “on or before” January 20th, 2021. THERE IS A GOD!!!

Five Parrots were removed from a UK safari park after teaching each other to swear and then laughing about it – those fucking fuckers!!

A group of African gray parrots who were quarantined together at a wildlife park in Lincolnshire, England, taught each other how to swear, Lincolnshire Live reported on Monday.

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It’s « DUMP TRUMP » TUESDAY !

Really. C’mon America, you can do it ! The rest of the world will support you.

Make America Great again – take out the trash !

What The Mouse Doesn’t Want You To Know: Backstage Secrets From Former Disney World “employees”

Here are some revealing secrets from Walt Disney World. You will never look at Disney the same way again after reading this.

Disney World truly is one of the most magical places on earth. From the thrilling rides to the incredible character encounters and the delicious food; a trip to Disney Land is certain to be remembered forever. But, all the special memories made there are made possible by a lot of behind-the-scenes rules and work. Read the rest of this entry »

NEWZ! « This is NOT Amerika®

German Chancellor Angela Merkel and THE REST OF THE WORLD attempt to reason with the spoon-fed U.S. schoolboy. EMBARRASSING!

After 10 years at this, we’re bringing back an oldie but goodie. Starting in October 2018, we will crack open the audio vault and re-release highlights and Newlights of our award-winning series on fucked-up America.

We tried to stay away, but this trump fucker just keeps getting stupider and stupider! In short, there is just TOO MUCH FREE comedy GOLD to resist. This MORON keeps handing out beauties that just beg to be fondled…

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HOW TO SHAVE YOUR BALLS

Soooo… I’m UP ! Jeese Louise… can the headline be any more specific?

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Profile:Leprechaun Wtfuckechaun?

A leprechaun (Irish: leipreachán/ luchorpán) is a type of fairy of the Aos Sí in Irish folklore. They are usually depicted as little bearded men, wearing a coat and hat, who partake in mischief. They are solitary creatures who spend their time making and mending shoes and have a hidden pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. If captured by a human, they often grant three wishes in exchange for their freedom. Like other Irish fairies, leprechauns may be derived from the Tuatha Dé Danann.[1] Leprechaun-like creatures rarely appear in Irish mythology and only became prominent in later folklore.

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Heeeyyyyyy… Farty Pants!!

Flatulence in the elevator? Take our Quiz! Win a Whoopie Cushion?

When the shit goes down, I usually :

A. Pretend it wasn’t me!

B. Ask someone to open a window?

C. Kill the obvious offender (or the person I find the most offensive)

If someone is convinced it was me :

A. Let out a second blast to confirm and stand my ground while proudly stating “it’s not THAT bad”

B. Strangle my ass by crossing my thighs and hoping for the best !!!!

C. Deny, deny, deny. Lie through my teeth like the guilty motherfucker I am!

To be continued… (as soon as this cloud clears!)

The Ogre in Germany

“I love German beer”
“Please shut up”
“Like Carlsberg”
“That’s Danish”
“Heineken”
“Dutch”
“Budweiser”
“Thats you”
“Guinness”
“I hate you”
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