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Don’t fuck up your eyes today!

An annular solar eclipse

So… SUN glasses right? NO!!

Sunglasses won’t cut it, not even those with extra-dark glass used by alpine skiers. They still allow too much sunlight to reach your eye. The difference?

Eclipse glasses block 99.9999 per cent of sunlight. (Try skiing while only being able to see 0.0001 per cent of your surroundings!)

You’re going to need special glasses or the cheapest version – a simple cardboard BOX

For all you white supremacy redneck assholes: 

Aside from proper eclipse glasses, there is only one other form of eye protection you can use: welder’s glasses. NASA suggests No. 14 welder’s glasses. (You already own em – looky in yer truck!)

There’s been a lot more attention to eye safety during the lead-up to the Aug. 21 eclipse

Why r u still using a Keyboard?

Time for a new phone. So I asked a friend to let me test drive a **hemorrhoid home** waiting of course for the release of the new iPhone in the fall.

Turns out that Google’s voice typing is funny as hell (**Android phone – although I’m keeping hemorrhoid!!) BUTT (sic) it can hardly be considered an effective dictation recorder.

Anonymous usage report? Gee, thanks Google!! They only gave me three choices…

Intonation choices: Expressive (fuck you Charlie,) somewhat expressive (you Bastardo),  FLAT (politically correct) and off. No REDNECK setting.

STILL on holiday and can hardly wait to get back to The Studios to record more audio gems!! (Join our listener list or look for it here)

At best it’s improved greatly since I last looked at AI and at worse it’s a waste of my time…

I want to assfuck Donald Trump!

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Happy Fucking New Year?

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Season’s Greetings to everybody! We hope you’ve spent a wonderful time with your beloved ones. Read the rest of this entry »

Afternoon Siesta Anyone?

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Woken up tired again? Us too! *yawns * But it turns out there could be a very good reason we always feel zonked, even after getting the golden eight hours. Experts believe that actually sleeping once a day at night isn’t actually beneficial to us. Instead we should hitting the hay twice a day.
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How many will it take, America?

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I find it interesting that Americans have a constitutional right to bear arms. Seemingly to protect themselves. But in exactly zero cases in the last – let’s be conservative 50 mass
shootings has anybody pulled out a gun and shot the gunman to ‘protect themselves’?

What the fuck is up with that!!?

Edited: people were losing the point between bear arms and bare arms. My mistake. Maybe people can now focus on the fact you’re getting killed in mass murders in the US of A.

 

Let’s STOP Monsanto!

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Join the Fight on Saturday May 21st 2016

Driven by nothing more than old men and their perennial Masters-of-the-Universe hard-on, Monsanto heads the list of the world’s most hated corporations.

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