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Do you know that a wall has two sides?

Missed this! THANX NADYA!!!

In case you missed it; this week’s spam Phisherman – PITY PARTY!!

How are you doing? I will like to be kind and honest with you, i am a woman that have seen life, i have been in the social circle for many years, although it does not matter one’s age, color or achievement.

What matters in life is your kindness to humanity.

I believe that is the most important thing in life, I had been hardworking all my life, i must think of something better, to enjoy my life and probably have a family maybe relocate and start investing in other things.

Anyway, i will like to tell you more about me, My name is Michelle, i am 38 years from France, i was born in France, And i left France at Age of 10 Years to United Kingdom, which to the glory of God Am working as a Senior Audit/banker in Citibank Inc United Kingdom, i have two children and they are schooling here in United Kingdom, I was married but my Ex-Husband was married to another woman without my knowledge, which caused our divorce, but is okay that is life for you, although is over between us, I am happy alone because I have everything i need, This is why I think of relocating to another country to get into investment and maybe own a small company which i can be able to manage on my own

Please, would you tell me more about yourself too? I like to know more about you, for me to know if we can achieve this goal together, your marital status and your country of origin.

[SURE. RIGHT AWAY. Fuck off! (I must say I do admire the sneaky quick introduction of the word INVEST… she works for a bank – you KNOW what’s next! Too funny.]

I will be glad to hear from you soon.

Yours Sincerely,

Michelle Arnaud, fisherwoman.

Transtesticles in the U.S. Army?

  • Here’s how I feel about the American military:

Anyone dumb enough to want to be in the military should be allowed in. End of fucking story. I don’t care how many push-ups you can do – put on a helmet, go wait in that fox hole. We’ll tell you when we need you to kill somebody. I’ve been watching all these Congressional hearings and all these military guys and all the pundits going, “The esprit de corps will be affected, and we are such a mora …” Excuse me, but aren’t you all a bunch of fucking hired killers? Shut up! You are thugs, and when we need you to go blow the fuck out of a nation of little brown people, we’ll let you know.

https://forums.bowsite.com/TF/bgforums/thread.cfm?forum=1&threadid=464675&MESSAGES=8&FF=CMT

Social Media needs supervision !

Heeeyyyyyy… Farty Pants!!

Flatulence in the elevator? Take our Quiz! Win a Whoopie Cushion?

When the shit goes down, I usually :

A. Pretend it wasn’t me!

B. Ask someone to open a window?

C. Kill the obvious offender (or the person I find the most offensive)

If someone is convinced it was me :

A. Let out a second blast to confirm and stand my ground while proudly stating “it’s not THAT bad”

B. Strangle my ass by crossing my thighs and hoping for the best !!!!

C. Deny, deny, deny. Lie through my teeth like the guilty motherfucker I am!

To be continued… (as soon as this cloud clears!)

I want to assfuck Donald Trump!

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Afternoon Siesta Anyone?

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Woken up tired again? Us too! *yawns * But it turns out there could be a very good reason we always feel zonked, even after getting the golden eight hours. Experts believe that actually sleeping once a day at night isn’t actually beneficial to us. Instead we should hitting the hay twice a day.
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Scenes of a Small Town

Chesaning

Showboat City   Antiquated town– Obsolete?  Old wooden sign posts Name our streets. The park has marble for the brave– Thank you all for the lives you gave. This is the sidewalk, A…

Source: Scenes of a Small Town

Whew!, I’m Pooped.

English: Cardinal Jorge M. Bergoglio SJ, Archb...

English: Cardinal Jorge M. Bergoglio SJ, Archbishop of Buenos Aires, celebrating mass at the XX Exposición del Libro Católico (20th Catholic Book Fair), in Buenos Aires, Argentina. Español: Cardenal Jorge M. Bergoglio SJ, Arzobispo de Buenos Aires, celebrando misa en la XX Exposición del Libro Católico, en Buenos Aires, Argentina. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

It's fucking RAINING and I can damn well watch TV at the HOTEL!!

It’s fucking RAINING and I can damn well watch TV at the CONVENT! – WTF people!

Er, should I say POped. After months in Italia, our extended stay has come to an end with a crowning of sorts – the 1.5 Billion Catholics around the world seemed to surround us as we attended (in the rain no less) the Vatican’s Pope Show, waiting intently for that wisp of white smoke – siganlling the Cardinals have successfully elected the next Pope.

He is (Hmmm… no women, eh?) Bueno Aires Bishop, Jorge Bergoglio (see our Twitter feed) and he has teken the names Pope Francis the 1st after St. Francis of Assissi. I see the people sround us going apeshit and one almost made me drop this phone. Gotta get the hell out of here and back to the vino to celebrate – wish me luck making it to the other side of the square 🙂

See you back on the air on April 1st. Can’t wait – it’s time to speak fucking ENGLISH once more !!

A Match Made in Heaven?

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Last year was a bitch. So were most of the women i dated. This NEW year, i have found a NEW site that promises to have everything a good Christian Nun could hope for – matchmaking by none other than the Man upstairs!! Read the rest of this entry »

The Apocalypse is near (hic)

According to Australian Prime Minister Julia Gillard, the Mayans were right and the apocalypse is near. Read the rest of this entry »

Happy Saint Patrick’s Day !!

Little Irish Girl Prank Calls

Becky is featured on an Irish morning radio show.

Here’s a charming young girl from Dublin, making prank phone calls at the age of 8 !

[ed.] Fill yer boots, man!

Quest for a Tomato | YouTUBE

Jed Clampett & Kin Strike Oil

1962’s “The Beverly Hillbillies” TV Show – wtf?

SHOPPING! | World’s Best Condoms 2011

For a 4th straight year, Trojan Condoms did not score well with our reviewers mostly complaining of lack of sensitivity and overly latex smell

Some great new 2011 innovations in condom manufacturing! The arrival of the Lifestyles X2 had everyone talking! These new condoms are perfect for not only those that have an issue staying erect wearing a condom but our female testers loved them too. Our reviewers concluded that Sensitivity and Reliability are the two most important condom characteristics. Read the rest of this entry »

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