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In case you missed it; this week’s spam Phisherman – PITY PARTY!!

How are you doing? I will like to be kind and honest with you, i am a woman that have seen life, i have been in the social circle for many years, although it does not matter one’s age, color or achievement.

What matters in life is your kindness to humanity.

I believe that is the most important thing in life, I had been hardworking all my life, i must think of something better, to enjoy my life and probably have a family maybe relocate and start investing in other things.

Anyway, i will like to tell you more about me, My name is Michelle, i am 38 years from France, i was born in France, And i left France at Age of 10 Years to United Kingdom, which to the glory of God Am working as a Senior Audit/banker in Citibank Inc United Kingdom, i have two children and they are schooling here in United Kingdom, I was married but my Ex-Husband was married to another woman without my knowledge, which caused our divorce, but is okay that is life for you, although is over between us, I am happy alone because I have everything i need, This is why I think of relocating to another country to get into investment and maybe own a small company which i can be able to manage on my own

Please, would you tell me more about yourself too? I like to know more about you, for me to know if we can achieve this goal together, your marital status and your country of origin.

[SURE. RIGHT AWAY. Fuck off! (I must say I do admire the sneaky quick introduction of the word INVEST… she works for a bank – you KNOW what’s next! Too funny.]

I will be glad to hear from you soon.

Yours Sincerely,

Michelle Arnaud, fisherwoman.

Transtesticles in the U.S. Army?

  • Here’s how I feel about the American military:

Anyone dumb enough to want to be in the military should be allowed in. End of fucking story. I don’t care how many push-ups you can do – put on a helmet, go wait in that fox hole. We’ll tell you when we need you to kill somebody. I’ve been watching all these Congressional hearings and all these military guys and all the pundits going, “The esprit de corps will be affected, and we are such a mora …” Excuse me, but aren’t you all a bunch of fucking hired killers? Shut up! You are thugs, and when we need you to go blow the fuck out of a nation of little brown people, we’ll let you know.

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Social Media needs supervision !

Heeeyyyyyy… Farty Pants!!

Flatulence in the elevator? Take our Quiz! Win a Whoopie Cushion?

When the shit goes down, I usually :

A. Pretend it wasn’t me!

B. Ask someone to open a window?

C. Kill the obvious offender (or the person I find the most offensive)

If someone is convinced it was me :

A. Let out a second blast to confirm and stand my ground while proudly stating “it’s not THAT bad”

B. Strangle my ass by crossing my thighs and hoping for the best !!!!

C. Deny, deny, deny. Lie through my teeth like the guilty motherfucker I am!

To be continued… (as soon as this cloud clears!)

I want to assfuck Donald Trump!

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Afternoon Siesta Anyone?

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Woken up tired again? Us too! *yawns * But it turns out there could be a very good reason we always feel zonked, even after getting the golden eight hours. Experts believe that actually sleeping once a day at night isn’t actually beneficial to us. Instead we should hitting the hay twice a day.
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Scenes of a Small Town

Chesaning

Showboat City   Antiquated town– Obsolete?  Old wooden sign posts Name our streets. The park has marble for the brave– Thank you all for the lives you gave. This is the sidewalk, A…

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