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Flatulence in the elevator? Take our Quiz! Win a Whoopie Cushion?

When the shit goes down, I usually :

A. Pretend it wasn’t me!

B. Ask someone to open a window?

C. Kill the obvious offender (or the person I find the most offensive)

If someone is convinced it was me :

A. Let out a second blast to confirm and stand my ground while proudly stating “it’s not THAT bad”

B. Strangle my ass by crossing my thighs and hoping for the best !!!!

C. Deny, deny, deny. Lie through my teeth like the guilty motherfucker I am!

To be continued… (as soon as this cloud clears!)

I want to assfuck Donald Trump!

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MAN BITES DOG | INSIDE LOAD

At the outset of a journey, it makes perfect sense to gather the things you might need while away. Read the rest of this entry »

LAST CHANCE SINNERS !!

Yesss!, its that time of the year, time for an Australian YouTube gathering, where every one gets to meet, see, touch and have sex with, their favourite YouTubers.

A Sinner’s Paradise!

This time its on at the Gold Coast in beautiful Queensland, home of sunshine, beautiful beaches, and of course… ME! So come and say hi to me, ill probably be a tiny bit late getting there so go and talk with all the other “stars”.

Come and meet the REAL Greg, believe me, im as boring as bat shit, quiet as a mouse, an introvert, rather shy, and not a big fan of crowds and loud people, so you may have to try and find me hiding under a picnic table, but keep looking 🙂

Butt seriously, this gathering is for all the family, so bring your togs and towels and picnic blankets too. We’ll have a GREAT time ! (Bring your Bible:-)

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Crappy Presence | Is this an acceptable Fathers Day gift?

This is a real product - I shit you not...

BREEZY SEAT air freshening toilet seat. WTF!?

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WHO says the British are shy?

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Imperial Crown of the Queen of England

LONDON  — Queen Elizabeth II was at home at Windsor Castle, the sentries who guard her were on duty, and the large park surrounding the magnificent building was full of tourists on a Sunday afternoon. So it didn’t take long for people to realize that something was out of order when an inebriated couple arrived from a nearby restaurant and began having sex on a grass bank outside the castle, according to witnesses.
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Celebrating the NATURALIST

200 years ago, a role model for all of us was born.

Charles Darwin was born with a hunch in the gut-that life was more than the upper class english culture he was raised in.

at the age of twenty he boarded a ship called BEAGLE, and sailed around the world for 5 years, collecting fossils, writing and engaging fully with the natural world.

Charles Robert Darwin FRS (12 February 1809 – 19 April 1882)

Charles Robert Darwin FRS (12 February 1809 – 19 April 1882)

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