Soooo… there you are, man meat in hand crushing it across multiple porn sites when WHAM!!! your goddamned mother appears on the next page.
Motherfucker! (NOT the best choice of words at the moment ) there she is in all her middle age glory doing the things you’re not meant to see. HOW THE FUCK did this happen and how the fuck are you ever going to un-see those knockers??!!
Join us for a fall-down-funny interview with one of many YouTube channels whose only purpose is to fuck with those pitiful East Indian scum bags who believe their own bullshit and expect westerners to follow…
A little something that showed up in the download cue WITH mixed reviews.
Poor, sad America – this portrayal hits so close to home, that all the right-wing assholes have taken to bashing the shit out of this fucker. Too bad, because that means those boys in need of MENTAL HELP the most won’t get a chance to see themselves reflected here and won’t seek treatment.
Anyone dumb enough to want to be in the military should be allowed in. End of fucking story. I don’t care how many push-ups you can do – put on a helmet, go wait in that fox hole. We’ll tell you when we need you to kill somebody. I’ve been watching all these Congressional hearings and all these military guys and all the pundits going, “The esprit de corps will be affected, and we are such a mora …” Excuse me, but aren’t you all a bunch of fucking hired killers? Shut up! You are thugs, and when we need you to go blow the fuck out of a nation of little brown people, we’ll let you know.
Here are some revealing secrets from Walt Disney World. You will never look at Disney the same way again after reading this.
Disney World truly is one of the most magical places on earth. From the thrilling rides to the incredible character encounters and the delicious food; a trip to Disney Land is certain to be remembered forever. But, all the special memories made there are made possible by a lot of behind-the-scenes rules and work. Read the rest of this entry »
Unbelievable we have been at this since 2008. Our objectives remain valid and even more important for the internet’s citizens to protect FREE SPEECH. (Fuck you potus)
The Anonymous® Show is an internet radio programme that discusses a variety of weighty topics, including social issues. The Anonymity angle is also a way of poking fun at political correctness.
“I strongly believe there is NO acceptable form of censorship in a TRULY free society, only OPEN debate and discussion. That is true tolerance; the tolerance of another’s ideas. Too many people don’t express their feelings because they’re afraid of what other people might think. By helping them retain the internet’s cloak of anonymity, strangers can reveal what they would really like to say”
Time for a new phone. So I asked a friend to let me test drive a **hemorrhoid home** waiting of course for the release of the new iPhone in the fall.
Turns out that Google’s voice typing is funny as hell (**Android phone – although I’m keeping hemorrhoid!!) BUTT (sic) it can hardly be considered an effective dictation recorder.
Anonymous usage report? Gee, thanks Google!! They only gave me three choices…
Intonation choices: Expressive (fuck you Charlie,) somewhat expressive (you Bastardo), FLAT (politically correct) and off. No REDNECK setting.
STILL on holiday and can hardly wait to get back to The Studios to record more audio gems!! (Join our listener list or look for it here)
At best it’s improved greatly since I last looked at AI and at worse it’s a waste of my time…
Last year was a bitch. So were most of the women i dated. This NEW year, i have found a NEW site that promises to have everything a good Christian Nun could hope for – matchmaking by none other than the Man upstairs!! Read the rest of this entry »
Gloria was with me. I remembered her name and she was right there with me. It was like old times.
We were a couple, coupled. She was on my arm, titties pressed into my arm, titillating. Read the rest of this entry »
"The greatest evil is not done in those sordid dens of evil that Dickens loved to paint ... but is conceived and ordered ( moved, seconded carried and minuted ) in clear, carpeted, warmed, well-lighted offices, by quiet men with white collars and cut fingernails and smooth-shaven cheeks who do not need to raise their voices"
-- C.S. Lewis [1898-1963]
from The Screwtape Letters
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Mr. Anonymous® enjoys long walks on the beach. Naked. In the moonlight. With firearms and fudge. "As the host, co-producer and co-writer of a weekly two hour-long talk show, there is little time left for the simple pleasures in life"
"You are talking to a leftist. I believe in the redistribution of wealth and power in the world. I believe in universal hospital care for everyone. I believe that we should not have a single homeless person in the richest country in the world. And I believe that we should not have a C.I.A. that goes around overwhelming governments and assassinating political leaders, working for tight oligarchies around the world to protect the tight oligarchy here at home."
Virgin Brain
Virginbrain is a blog by Richard Derks. Feel free to leave a comment, to react. I don’t mind it if you like to annoy me. Of course I prefer a lick every now and then
WikiLeaks
The controversial “uncensorable, anonymous whistleblowing” website based currently in Sweden
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-- Oscar Wilde
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-- Steve Jobs
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On 06/25/71 she was found with a bullet in her head.
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