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A leprechaun (Irish: leipreachán/ luchorpán) is a type of fairy of the Aos Sí in Irish folklore. They are usually depicted as little bearded men, wearing a coat and hat, who partake in mischief. They are solitary creatures who spend their time making and mending shoes and have a hidden pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. If captured by a human, they often grant three wishes in exchange for their freedom. Like other Irish fairies, leprechauns may be derived from the Tuatha Dé Danann.[1] Leprechaun-like creatures rarely appear in Irish mythology and only became prominent in later folklore.

HOW DO I CATCH A LEPRECHAUN?

Put a trinket inside the trap to draw in the leprechaun.

1 Try an earring. Gold coins are said to make good bait for leprechauns. …

2 Put the box in a corner and wait for the leprechaun to take the bait. Time your trap right. …

3 Go looking for secluded spots around the yard.


WHAT THE FUCK !? Ok. Just a bit insulting?

TELL ME ABOUT “The Typical Irish Man

He’s an ill behaved, SHORT, HAIRY, GREEDY, fugly, DRUNK MIDGET. AND he’s a fucking shoemaker… (looking forward to the smell of people’s used footwear… Yuma!)

But wait, he’s also got POSITIVE POINTS !

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