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Real Life Korean Drama?

As we edge closer to the abyss, I thought you might want to see what the poets are doing…

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Source: Real Life Korean Drama

Why r u still using a Keyboard?

Time for a new phone. So I asked a friend to let me test drive a **hemorrhoid home** waiting of course for the release of the new iPhone in the fall.

Turns out that Google’s voice typing is funny as hell (**Android phone – although I’m keeping hemorrhoid!!) BUTT (sic) it can hardly be considered an effective dictation recorder.

Anonymous usage report? Gee, thanks Google!! They only gave me three choices…

Intonation choices: Expressive (fuck you Charlie,) somewhat expressive (you Bastardo),  FLAT (politically correct) and off. No REDNECK setting.

STILL on holiday and can hardly wait to get back to The Studios to record more audio gems!! (Join our listener list or look for it here)

At best it’s improved greatly since I last looked at AI and at worse it’s a waste of my time…

We really miss Bill Hicks

  • I was in a cab in New York. The cab had a sign, “Please do not smoke, Christ is our unseen guest.” This guy was reaching. I figure, if he could overcome being nailed to a cross, I don’t think a Marlboro Light’s gonna faze him that much.

DOUBLE TAP: 

  • You know we armed Iraq. I wondered about that too, you know. During the Persian Gulf war, those intelligence reports would come out: “Iraq: incredible weapons – incredible weapons.” “How do you know that?” “Uh, well … we looked at the receipts. But as soon as that check clears, we’re goin’ in. What time’s the bank open? Eight? We’re going in at nine. We’re going in for God and country and democracy and here’s a fetus and he’s a Hitler. Whatever you fucking need, let’s go. Get motivated behind this, let’s go!”

The Ogre in Germany

“I love German beer”
“Please shut up”
“Like Carlsberg”
“That’s Danish”
“Heineken”
“Dutch”
“Budweiser”
“Thats you”
“Guinness”
“I hate you”
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Montreal | Formula E?

FIRST YEAR EVENT promises thrills!

Yup, we be still “en vacancies” (we LOVE it here) and as with everything New, there are a FEW bitching locals who just don’t get it. AN ELECTRIC CAR RACE !!  Interviews coming soon!

Uphemisms | “De-confliction?

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Heard a real zinger on the radio last week. Sure, Pammykins can bitch at me for “non-words” but this one is completely new! THIS IS NOT A FUCKING WORD !!

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Gay for a Day? Podshow Preview

Leaf Blower

Volunteer Leaf Blower visits Montréal

At least twice a decade, Mr. A® and his crew love to travel to Montréal,QC for that city’s fantastic Jazz Festival and enjoy some down time. Here is a taste of the content we picked up along the way. Meet “John” – a bartender in Montréal’s gay village. They talked about everything and nothing in 3 languages and the entire interview will be posted in the member section by summer’s end. ENJOY!

https://app.box.com/v/anonymousradioshow-previewz-07

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