I’m so upset at shithead’s wanton hubris, I’ve had to STOP producing. My heart is breaking for all Ukrainians as that arrogant Putin Prick doesn’t quite get it. It? INVADING SOVEREIGN NATIONS IS WRONG MOTHERFUCKER!
Soooo… there you are, man meat in hand crushing it across multiple porn sites when WHAM!!! your goddamned mother appears on the next page.
Motherfucker! (NOT the best choice of words at the moment ) there she is in all her middle age glory doing the things you’re not meant to see. HOW THE FUCK did this happen and how the fuck are you ever going to un-see those knockers??!!
Chinese soldiers sit atop mobile rocket launchers during a parade to celebrate the founding of the People’s Republic of China. Source: GettyChina vs USA with Taiwan 🇹🇼 as the prize.
Though you may feel a bit groggier this morning after losing that hour of sleep, at least you’ll know that you’re gaining an hour more of daylight. It also serves as a reminder that spring — and the longer days of summer — are around the corner.
Depending on your time zone, you may already have had some… Sandwich, Sex, Cookies and maybe even a little Creme… HAVE AT IT IF YOU CAN !!
Santa has come and gone in most parts of the world leaving a wide swath of happiness and good cheer – for some.
The destruction this past week in the Philippines, the angst and anger the Palestinians are feeling, the daily events that occur beyond Christmas cheer leave some people in NO mood to celebrate. How about you?
PS: my only regret this week is not being able to bag the world’s biggest turkey (HINT: Lives in NYC and Washington – baad haircut!) So the only thing in the oven this afternoon will be small children with puppy dogs for dessert!!
English: Cardinal Jorge M. Bergoglio SJ, Archbishop of Buenos Aires, celebrating mass at the XX Exposición del Libro Católico (20th Catholic Book Fair), in Buenos Aires, Argentina. Español: Cardenal Jorge M. Bergoglio SJ, Arzobispo de Buenos Aires, celebrando misa en la XX Exposición del Libro Católico, en Buenos Aires, Argentina. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
It’s fucking RAINING and I can damn well watch TV at the CONVENT! – WTF people!
Er, should I say POped. After months in Italia, our extended stay has come to an end with a crowning of sorts – the 1.5 Billion Catholics around the world seemed to surround us as we attended (in the rain no less) the Vatican’s Pope Show, waiting intently for that wisp of white smoke – siganlling the Cardinals have successfully elected the next Pope.
He is (Hmmm… no women, eh?) Bueno Aires Bishop, Jorge Bergoglio (see our Twitter feed) and he has teken the names Pope Francis the 1st after St. Francis of Assissi. I see the people sround us going apeshit and one almost made me drop this phone. Gotta get the hell out of here and back to the vino to celebrate – wish me luck making it to the other side of the square 🙂
See you back on the air on April 1st. Can’t wait – it’s time to speak fucking ENGLISH once more !!
In follow-up to a story we posted here on March 12th 2010 – it looks like those assclown, racist, fucktard american rednecks just can’t accept someone not matching their narrow world view. Read the rest of this entry »
The Catholic Church divided sin into two principal categories: “venial sins“, which are relatively minor and could be forgiven through any sacramentals or sacraments of the church, and the more severe “capital” or mortal sins. Read the rest of this entry »
The Easter Bunny might lower your chances of having a heart problem. According to a new study, small doses of chocolate every day could decrease your risk of having a heart attack or stroke by nearly 40 percent. Read the rest of this entry »
"The greatest evil is not done in those sordid dens of evil that Dickens loved to paint ... but is conceived and ordered ( moved, seconded carried and minuted ) in clear, carpeted, warmed, well-lighted offices, by quiet men with white collars and cut fingernails and smooth-shaven cheeks who do not need to raise their voices"
-- C.S. Lewis [1898-1963]
from The Screwtape Letters
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