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It’s ALL Shit !

Religion and Shit

Taoism: Shit happens.

Hinduism: This shit happened before.

Buddhism: It is only the illusion of shit happening.

Zen: What is the sound of shit happening?

Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.

Jehovah’s Witness: Knock knock. Shit happens.

Atheism: There is no such thing as shit.

Agnosticism: Mabe shit happens – and maybe it doesn’t.

Protestantism: Shit won’t happen if I work harder.

Catholicism: If shit happens, I deserve it.

Judaism: Why does shit always happen to me?

Televangelism: Send money or shit will happen to you.

Rastafarianism: Smoke that shit.

Unitarianism: Who gives a shit!


A woman was unhappy with the way her laundry was done at the local Chinese laundry, so she wrote a note and put it in the bag with the next collection of soiled clothes: ‘USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!’

She got the clean laundry back, and was still dissatisfied with the results, so the following week she enclosed another note: ‘USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!’

The Chinese laundry man became very annoyed, and when her clean laundry was delivered, it contained a note from HIM: ‘I USE PLENTY SOAP ON PANTY!!! YOU USE MORE PAPER ON ASS!!’

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**WARNING!**
DO NOT ZOOM !!!

 

ShaZam !!

(and if you think the above is gross, you ain’t seen below! – and we HIGHLY recommend you DON’T!)

rabble-the-rouser.gifDANGER!
Will Robinson,
DANGER!!

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