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Girlfriend says, my lab must go

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Girlfriend says, my lab must go
Date: 2011-03-14, 7:04PM EDT

New girlfriend is not a fan of my 8 year old lab, and says i need to make a craigslist add to find him a good home…..so here you go honey

Free to good home

1 jealous nagging dog hating girlfriend

make an offer or look in the free section if she keeps it up and gets kicked to the curb

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The gator that ate my pot bellied pig

 
Date: 2012-01-14, 4:19PM EST

I need help catching the gator that ate my prized pig. My pig (Rudy Belle) was wearing a very expensive necklace, a generational necklace, which was in my wife’s family for years. The emotional distress I have had from losing my pig is nothing like the stress I will receive from my wife if I don’t get it back!

(wtf? with another “control-the-male” theme…)

It happened at the Blue Cypress Golf Club and it scared the bejesus out of me. I spoke to management and they said there was nothing they could do. If anyone has found the necklace or has seen this gator (has a weird blotchy snout) pleasssse contact me.

Thanks,
Jimmy T.

Location: Jacksonville
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