My wife sat down on the settee next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, ‘What’s on TV?’
‘Dust.’ I said.
And then the fight started…
I grabbed the kitchen mitts and slugged her in the tits. Dusted off my nuts and remind her of my lust. She said I might have forgotten that her cunt was filled with rust. I beat upon my peter till the purple bully bust.
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