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Archive for April, 2010

God may have created Man before woman, but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece…


A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment.
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Apple wants its secret iPhone back

Someone is FIRED!

On March 18, a young Apple (AAPL) engineer had a few too many drinks at a beer garden in Redwood City, Calif., and left his cellphone behind on a bar stool. A customer picked it up, saw that it looked like an iPhone, located the Facebook app and found the owner’s profile page (since removed). According to this customer, he tried to contact Apple but all he got for his trouble was a case number. By the next morning, the phone was dead — disabled remotely.

Meanwhile, he’s looked more closely at the device and discovered that underneath what looks like an ordinary iPhone is something quite different. For one thing, it has two cameras — one on the front and one on the back. He breaks open the outer case and finds the device shown at right.

This is where the story gets a little shady.
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Ignoramus Bill O’Really Mocks N. England Transgendered Student

Fox “news” media knows that “real Americans” are concerned about how the evil, librul gay agenda is threatening America’s bathrooms!
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What is an Ammonite?

Ammonites are an ancient group of marine animals in the class Cephalopoda, phylum Mollusca.

The spiral shaped shells that resembled tightly-coiled rams’ horns, produced fossils that often make it possible to link the rock layer in which they are found to specific geological time periods.

Ammonites’ closest living relatives are the octopus, squid, and cuttlefish.

My wife sat down next to me…

My wife sat down on the settee next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, ‘What’s on TV?’
‘Dust.’ I said.
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George Carlin | Religion is bullshit!

CRACKED!® | Smoking Cocaine


There are various forms of cocaine with crack cocaine possibly being the worst of the lot, simply because you can experience a high within seconds. Crack, as it is commonly referred to, is not snorted through the nose.

Rather, it is smoked with a crack pipe. Crack cocaine is derived from the powder form of cocaine. Read the rest of this entry »

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