AHOY! | A pirate walks into a bar

December 31, 2009 at 8:01 pm · Filed under Cast & Crew!, Healthy Living, Humor Me, Jokes, Lifestyle, Musings™, Personal Growth, Quickies, Suggestions and tagged: Caribbean, It be pirates matey!

A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, ‘Hey, I haven’t seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible.’

‘What do you mean?’ said the pirate. ‘I feel fine.’

‘What about the wooden leg? You didn’t have that before.’
‘We were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I’m fine now.’

‘OK, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?’
‘In another battle I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off and I got fitted with a hook. I’m fine, really.’

‘What about that eye patch?’
‘Oh, one day we were at sea and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up and one of them shit in my eye.’

‘You’re kidding. You lost an eye from bird shit?’

‘Well It was my first day with the hook.

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