MEN and WoMEN | a few tips

November 19, 2009 at 2:53 pm · Filed under Educational, Faves, Game Play, Healthy Living, Humor Me, Interactive, Jokes, Lifes' like That, Musings™, Personal Growth, Poetry, Propaganda, Quickies, Rantz, Short & Sweet, Venusian

Difference Between Men and Women

1. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants.  A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t want.
2. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.  A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

3. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.  A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot  and not try to understand her at all.

5. Married men live longer than single men – (but married men are a lot more willing to die 🙂

6. Any married man should forget his mistakes – there’s no use in two people remembering the same thing.

7. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

8. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change & she does.

9. A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

10. There are 2 times when a man doesn’t understand a woman – before marriage & after marriage.

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