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JOKE | a gorilla walks into a bar

Punched Monkey

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a martini.

The bartender is shocked and speechless. He figures the best thing he can do is try to get his wits together while he prepares the martini with his back to the gorilla.

Shaking the martini helps his nerves. After a few tense moments, the bartender places the drink on the bar in front of the gorilla and stammers, “Uh, that’ll be, uh, fifteen dollars?”

The gorilla blanches at the price, but pulls a twenty out of his wallet and tells the bartender to keep the change.

The bartender goes back to washing glasses and wiping down the bar, desperately searching his mind for something to say to the gorilla.

Finally, the bartender says, “You know, we don’t get a lot of gorillas around here.”

To which the gorilla replies, “Well, at these prices, I’m not surprised.”

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