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Archive for October, 2009

The Houdini Halloween Séances

Harry Houdini, the ultimate Showman

The world's most famous magician and escape artist, could not escape one thing - his own death. Harry Houdini died on October 31, 1926.

Every Halloween since 1927, a séance has been held to see if legendary magician Harry Houdini would try to contact the living from the world beyond death.
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Pope Benedict’s Limousine Ride

1938 Fiat 2800 Berlina

After getting all of Pope Benedict’s luggage loaded into the limo, (and he doesn’t travel light), the driver notices the Pope is still standing on the curb.

Excuse me, Your Holiness, says the driver, Would you please take your seat so we can leave?

Well, to tell you the truth, says the Pope, they never let me drive at the Vatican when I was a cardinal, and I’d really like to drive today.

Im sorry, Your Holiness, but I cannot let you do that. I’d lose my job! What if something should happen? protests the driver, wishing he had never gone to work that morning…

Who’s going to tell? says the Pope with a smile.
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2009 | Whippin’-it-Out to Win!™

Elephant Penis

Penis, stuffed and mounted on a wooden board

Prizes for Gold, Silver and Bronzed Dick (ouch!)

SHELLEY | Mary (Godwin) Wollstonecraft 1797-1851

Frankenstein Book Cover

The Modern Prometheus

The title of the novel refers to a scientist, Victor Frankenstein, who learns how to create life and creates a being in the likeness of man, but larger than average and more powerful. The story has had an influence across literature and popular culture and spawned a complete genre of horror stories and films. It is often considered the first fully realized science fiction novel due to its pointed, if gruesome, focus on playing God by creating life from dead flesh.
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1God1Jesus | Seeking Salvation

baptism

A Drunk man is stumbling through the woods totally drunk when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river.

He proceeds to walk into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher.
The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol whereupon he asks the drunk

‘Are you ready to find Jesus?’

The drunk shouts ‘Yes I am!’
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ANONYMOUS vs Scientolofucks

SUNDAY Series® | Don’t Be Evil… relax, have a cookie!

Why You Shouldn’t Trust Google

Did you know that Google stores a unique identifier in a cookie on your PC, which allows them to track the keywords you search for? They use this information to compile reports, track user habits, and test features. In the future, it is possible they could even sell this information or share it with others. Even worse, Google’s cookie isn’t set to expire until the year 2038, unless you delete it first.

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