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MEDICAL STUDY: Masturbation Causes Cancer

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(Illseed News) A recent study will have men shaking in their boxers if they choked the chicken a bit too much in their younger years.

Researchers at the University of Nottingham have determined that men who masturbate often in their 20s and 30s are far more prone to developing prostate cancer.

The scientists surveyed 800 men and about half of them had suffered from prostate cancer.

The same data could be attributed to gentlemen that got their mack on frequently with the ladies, but the higher sexual activity was generally credited the act of self-love.

Ironically, men over 40 that jerk-off or shag a lot of babes can reduce the risk of prostate cancer.

Masturbation clearly needs a great publicist to stop this bad press.

2 Comments»

  Bruce wrote @

wtf? it’s that whole “over 30” thingy… First you needed glasses, now this! Damn!

  Mr. Anonymous® wrote @

I am doomed!!!!!!!!!!!! Five days a week!!!


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