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Archive for February, 2009

Scientology soon to be Busted for Fraud | Anonymous feature

Yay!! – that didn’t take long!

Fantasey® | Friday Fulfillment!

Dos Bendechos acoustic duo David & Debespace performing their song ‘Fantasey’ – great tune!

Whirling Dervish Girl

She is the whirling dervish girl
Spinning anticlockwise
She dances on her pedestal
As he growls and brays his lieswhirling-dervish
She is the whirling dervish girl

Pirhouetting on her jewel’ry box
Twist the key; watch her unfurl
Embrace the twirl of golden locks
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An Irish Family Tradition!

4leafcloverAn Irishman moves into a tiny hamlet in County Kerry, walks into the pub and promptly orders three beers. The bartender raises his eyebrows, but serves the man three beers, which he drinks quietly at a table, alone. An hour later, the man has finished the three beers and orders three more. This happens yet again.
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URSULA | Small Talk

ursula-sm3“Dieses langweilige Hausfrauengeschwätz!” tut einer meiner Freunde das für ihn völlig belanglose und daher überflüssige Gespräch mit Leuten ab, die man eigentlich nur vom Sehen kennt und mit denen man keine wesentlichen Berührungspunkte hat. Ich sehe das anders, der Mensch ist im Grunde ein soziales Wesen und braucht Kontakte zu anderen. So ist für mich der Small Talk das Öl im Getriebe des täglichen Lebens.
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‘LOST IN SPACE’ | meet South London’s SKULL ROCK Masters

Friday the 13th, Afterhourz® Members were treated to a special performance from the UK by veteran punk rockers, ‘LOST-IN-SPACE

Edited Audio Posted two weeks after broadcast…
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Why Marijuana Remains Illegal

One listener responds to Gordon Brown’s policy of “upgrading” the earth’s simple weed to a Class B offence – now making YOU the criminal!!

Last week, a bill to upgrade cannabis from a class C offence to a class B offence was passed into law by the UK parliament, even though there was mass protest against it.

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BERLIN | Tacheles Art Studios FOR SALE by owner.


In pictures: Famous Berlin squat faces closure

NEW! | Viola Bow | Poetess

Viola & BowWe welcome yet another New Guest Author!

Award winning poet Viola Bow from New South Wales, unfortunately currently a land on fire! The following poem is accordingly grim… God bless.

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FLASHBACK | An Englishman in NY, Sting honours Quentin Crisp

Sting was both shocked and fascinated and decided to write the song. It includes the lines:

It takes a man to suffer ignorance and smile,
Be yourself no matter what they say.

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Sebastian Horsley, Dandy

Sebastian Horsley, Dandy

The Evening Standard, 16 February 2009


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BILL | In a Pickle…

Bill worked in a pickle factory.
He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion.
He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer.
His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill said he would be too embarrassed.pickle
He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own.
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What Facebook Knows That You Don’t

So you’ve sworn off Scrabulous. You’ve given up on poking and SuperPoking. Never again shall you be newsfed, attacked by Zombies or be one of 1 million strong. You’re done with seeing your friends’ exhibitionism, and you’re done with exhibiting yourself.

In other words, you’ve given up Facebook.facebooked

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Not all Chocolate and Bananas!

COLUMBIA, S.C. (U.S.A) — Police in South Carolina gave away roses on Valentine’s Day. All you had to do to get one for your sweetie was turn in a gun.gun-control

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Sunday Series | UK Suicides ‘LINKED TO PHONE MASTS’


There are thousands of mobile masts in Britain

The spate of deaths among young people in Britain’s suicide capital could be linked to radio waves from dozens of mobile phone transmitter masts near the victims’ homes.

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