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Archive for November, 2008

AUSTRALIA’S SUMMER starts today!

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i’m a fat fuck


i started drinking to lose weight. it didnt work. i’ve been sober for over a week. now i’m a fat fuck. i eat cookies and drink diet coke. what the fuck.
i’m happy again.
my backyard is all dug up. my little pickup is torn apart. my living room is all fucked up.
its ok. its all about the journey. i’m a happy, dirty fatboy.

Bettie does Stravinsky

The End of Christianity


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Piffy the bell ringer on The Late Show

Piffy (a.k.a. Remi Broadway) in his famous toilet break on the Late Sho

Cell Phones & Cancer: A Controversial New Warning

Talking less on your cell phone might save more than just minutes. For the first time, an academic cancer research institute has made a warning linking cancer and cell phone use.

Dr. Ronald B. Herberman, director of the University of Pittsburgh Cancer Institute, issued a warning to faculty and staff to limit cell phone use due to the possible risk of cancer. Read the rest of this entry »

Miles Davis – Herbie Hancock – Wayne Shorter – Ron Carter – Stockholm 1963

Get your week off to a Jazzy START – Enjoy!

Sunday Newz: Australians try to save eleven stranded whales

HOBART, Australia – Rescuers moved 11 pilot whales more than 11 kilometres to a deep-water beach in the hope they would return to sea after the mammals became stranded in southeastern Australia.

Wildlife officials said Sunday that the 11 are the last of a pod of 64 whales found stranded on Anthony’s Beach in the island state of Tasmania early Saturday. The pod is maternal, meaning it consists only of females and calves.


In this photo released by the Tasmanian Department of Primary Industry and Water via AAPImage, rescue workers attend to a pilot whale stranded on Anthony's Beach near Stanley, Tasmania, Australia, Sunday, Nov. 23, 2008. Rescuers returned 11 pilot whales to sea Sunday, a day after a pod of 64 mothers and calves were found stranded on a beach in southeastern Australia, wildlife officials . (AP Photo/Tasmanian Department of Primary Industry and Water via AAPImage, Rachael Alderman, HO) (Rachael Alderman - AP)

Tasmania Parks and Wildlife Services manager Chris Arthur said the whales were hoisted in slings into specially equipped trucks then driven to Godfrey’s beach, where volunteers dragged the slings into the water.

Arthur says the animals will be stabilized, held in deeper water, exercised, and hopefully on the high tide be returned to open water.

Rescuers hope the whales will rejoin another migratory pod once they swim back into the Bass Strait, which separates the island of Tasmania from southern Australia.

Most of the pod were already dead when they were discovered Saturday, and one died overnight Saturday despite volunteers spending the night pouring water over the animal to keep it from overheating.

Strandings are not uncommon in Tasmania, where the whales pass by on their migration to and from Antarctic waters. It is not known why whales get stranded.

Pilot whales are members of the dolphin family but are considered to behave more like whales.

However, because of their social nature and the fact they travel together in large groups, mass strandings can occur.

Hideous, Mean, Saggy-titted Cur

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2008-10-24, 11:35AM CDT

Okay, so about three months ago my roommate takes in this stray dog. She’s horrible, and I’m a dog lover, so I don’t say that lightly. I say that as heavily as possible. And please don’t flag this post for removal, because there is a real dog whose life is at stake here, and although you may disagree with my not writing flowery Ad-Man prose about her, hell, I’m just being honest. This dog sucks. Read the rest of this entry »

As a whole, the human race sucks ass.



Due to the fast approaching holiday season, I’d like to share something with my readers that will make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside…

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An elderly couple was attending Mass…

About halfway through, the wife leans over and says to her husband, ‘I just let out a silent fart; what do you think I should do?
He replies, ‘Put a new battery in your hearing aid.’

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This Week’s Love Story:

The woman entered the room and with a knowing smile teasing her full lips, she sank into the comfort of the soft, plush chair in the corner.

The handsome stranger turned, having sensed her approach, and stared in her direction. Locking his steely gray eyes on hers, he moved slowly toward her, his experienced gaze measuring her, hypnotizing her with his soft murmurs of assurance.

He sank to his knees before her and without a word, smoothly released her from her constraining attire. With a sigh of surrender, she allowed his foreign hands to unleash her bare flesh.

He expertly guided his hands through this tender, often hidden territory, his movements deliberate and assuring, confident in his ability to satisfy her every need.

Her senses swam. She was overcome with an aching desire that had gone unfulfilled for so long. And just as it seemed that ecstasy was within her grasp, he paused, and for one heart-stopping moment, she thought, “It’s too big!,,,,,it will never fit!” Then, with a sudden rush, it slid into place as if it had been made only for her.

As pleasure and contentment washed over her, she met his steady gaze, tears of gratitude shining in her eyes. And he knew it wouldn’t be long before she returned. Oh, yes, this woman would want more. She would want to do it again and again and again…

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The difference between normal and genetically modified food

A scientist explains the difference between traditionally grown plants and genetically modified plants, using the potato as an example.

Wanna Party?

I was reading this morning that the Home Secretary is to ‘crackdown’ on prostitution and those who pay for said services. Although curb crawling is an offence, it is only so after a couple of warnings from the police, now it will be a first time offence for anyone caught doing so. Read the rest of this entry »

Austrian Government Study Confirms Genetically Modified (GM) Crops Threaten Human Fertility and Health Safety

IMMEDIATE RELEASE (November 13, 2008)

Advocates Call for Immediate Ban of All GM Foods and GM Crops

(Los Angeles, CA.) – A long-term feeding study commissioned by the Austrian Agency for Health and Food Safety, managed by the Austrian Federal Ministry of Health, Family and Youth, and carried out by Veterinary University Vienna, confirms genetically modified (GM) corn seriously affects reproductive health in mice. Non-GMO advocates, who have warned about this infertility link along with other health risks, now seek an immediate ban of all GM foods and GM crops to protect the health of humankind and the fertility of women around the world.

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