ASK® Andrea – HELP! – I’m in love with his brother…

October 20, 2008 at 12:01 am · Filed under Archived Shows, ASK ANDREA®, Assclowns, Big Brother, Bitch, Comediennes, Game Play, LOW Tech, Politically INcorrect, Sexuality, SHOCKED & AWED, Short & Shallow, Suggestions, U.S.A., Valentine's Day

This Week’s QUESTION:

I need to get your “to the point” answer on an issue I’m having with my relationship.

I’ve had a lover for 12 years and we have a fabulous relationship. He’s awesome, adorable, very open about being gay and a great life partner. I’m also hopelessly in love with his younger brother and want to let him know how I feel about him to see if anything could develop.

What do I do?

– Trey in Chicago

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By all means go right ahead and screw up your perfect relationship Trey!

Isn’t that what all selfish assholes do when they have their cake and want to eat it too? My advice is to bring up your dilemma at a family dinner. It’s always an appropriate time to discuss sensitive matters like this and since everyone will be there it will be like killing two birds with one stone.

Personally I hope his brother pounds your face in when you tell him how you feel about him. And one can only pray that after your wonderful boyfriend finds out what a true creep you really are, he drop kicks your ass into next Tuesday!

Is that “to the point” enough for you?

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